Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. bed snake
  5. best friend
  6. blue-vein sausage
  7. penis sangbo nam rod
  8. baby-maker
  9. bell on a pole
  10. beef whistle
  11. boomstick
  12. burrito
  13. bishop
  14. bratwurst
  15. braciole
  16. candle
  17. captain
  18. choad
  19. chopper
  20. cock
  21. cranny axe
  22. cum gun
  23. custard launcher
  24. dagger
  25. deep-V diver
  26. dick
  27. dickie
  28. ding dong mcdork
  29. dingus
  30. disco stick
  31. dog head
  32. drum stick
  33. dong
  34. donger
  35. dork
  36. dude piston
  37. dragon
  38. eggroll
  39. Easy Rider
  40. Excalibur
  41. fang
  42. ferret
  43. flesh flute
  44. flesh tower
  45. foto
  46. fire hose
  47. fuck rod
  48. fuck stick
  49. fudge sickle
  50. fun stick
  51. groin ferret
  52. giggle stick
  53. goofy goober
  54. hairy hotdog
  55. heat-seeking moisture missile
  56. helmet head
  57. hose
  58. hog
  59. jackhammer
  60. Jimmy
  61. John
  62. Johnson
  63. John Thomas (dated)
  64. joystick
  65. kickstand
  66. king sebastian
  67. knob
  68. krull the warrior king
  69. lap rocket
  70. leaky hose
  71. lingam
  72. little Alex
  73. little Bob
  74. little Elvis
  75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  76. longfellow
  77. love muscle
  78. love rod
  79. love stick
  80. love whistle
  81. luigi
  82. manhood
  83. man umbrella
  84. meat popsicle
  85. meat stick
  86. meat sword
  87. meat injection
  88. member
  89. meter long king kong dong
  90. microphone
  91. middle stump
  92. mushroom head
  93. mutton
  94. netherrod
  95. old boy
  96. old fellow
  97. old man
  98. one-eyed anaconda
  99. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  100. one-eyed monster
  101. one-eyed wonder weasel
  102. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  103. pecker
  104. Pedro
  105. peepee (children's term)
  106. Percy
  107. peter
  108. Pied Piper
  109. Pig skin bus
  110. pink oboe
  111. pink torpedo
  112. piss weasle
  113. piston
  114. plug
  115. pnor
  116. poinswatter
  117. pork sword
  118. prick
  119. princess sophia
  120. private eye
  121. private part
  122. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  123. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  124. quiver bone
  125. rod
  126. rod of pleasure
  127. roundhead
  128. sausage
  129. sebastianic sword
  130. schlong
  131. schlong dongadoodle
  132. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  133. schnitzel
  134. schwanz
  135. schwarz
  136. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  137. shaft
  138. short arm
  139. skin flute
  140. soldier
  141. spawn hammer
  142. stick shift
  143. sub
  144. surfboard
  145. Tallywhacker
  146. Tan Bannana
  147. tassle
  148. third leg
  149. thumper
  150. thunderbird 3
  151. thundersword
  152. tinker
  153. todger (Australia, UK)
  154. tonk
  155. tool
  156. trouser snake
  157. tubesteak
  158. twig (& berries)
  159. twinkie
  160. uncle dick
  161. vein
  162. wand
  163. wang
  164. wang doodle
  165. wanger
  166. wedding tackle
  167. wee wee
  168. whoopie stick
  169. wiener
  170. Wiener Schnitzel
  171. wick
  172. willy (children's term)
  173. wing dang doodle
  174. winkie (children's term)
  175. yingyang
  176. yogurt gun
  177. diddle

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