Penis Synonyms

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  1. A Tristan Goldstein
  2. Baby-Maker
  3. Beaver Basher
  4. Bed Snake
  5. Beef Whistle
  6. Best Friend
  7. Bishop
  8. Blue-Vein Sausage
  9. Boner
  10. Braciole
  11. Bratwurst
  12. Burrito
  13. Candle
  14. Captain
  15. Choad
  16. Chopper
  17. Clarinet
  18. Cock
  19. Cranny Axe
  20. Cucumber
  21. Cum Gun
  22. Custard Launcher
  23. Dagger
  24. Danger noodle
  25. Dick
  26. Ding Dong
  27. Dingus
  28. Dink
  29. Dinky
  30. Disco Stick
  31. Dong
  32. Donger
  33. Doodad
  34. Dork
  35. Dragon
  36. Drum Stick
  37. Dude Piston
  38. Easy Rider
  39. Eggroll
  40. Eleplant
  41. Excalibur
  42. Fang
  43. Ferret
  44. Fire Hose
  45. Flesh Flute
  46. Flesh Tower
  47. Foto
  48. Fuck Rod
  49. Fuck Stick
  50. Fudge Sickle
  51. Fun Stick
  52. Giggle Stick
  53. Goober
  54. Goofy Goober
  55. Groin Ferret
  56. Hairy Hotdog
  57. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  58. Helmet Head
  59. Hog
  60. Horn
  61. Hose
  62. Hot dog
  63. Humperdink
  64. Jackhammer
  65. Jerry Springer
  66. Jimmy
  67. John
  68. John Thomas (Dated)
  69. Johnson
  70. Joystick
  71. Junk
  72. Kickstand
  73. King Sebastian
  74. Knob
  75. Krull The Warrior King
  76. Lamb Kebab
  77. Lap Rocket
  78. Leaky Hose
  79. Lingam
  80. Little Alex
  81. Little Bob
  82. Little Elvis
  83. Little Fish
  84. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  85. Longfellow
  86. Love Muscle
  87. Love Rod
  88. Love Stick
  89. Love Whistle
  90. Luigi
  91. Man Umbrella
  92. Manhood
  93. Master Sword
  94. Meat And Two Veg
  95. Meat Popsicle
  96. Meat Stick
  97. Meat Sword
  98. Member
  99. Microphone
  100. Middle Stump
  101. Mutton
  102. Netherrod
  103. Old Boy
  104. Old Chap
  105. Old Fellow
  106. Old Man
  107. One-Eyed Anaconda
  108. One-Eyed Monster
  109. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  110. One-Eyed Willie
  111. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  112. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  113. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  114. Pecker
  115. Pedro
  116. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  117. Percy
  118. Peter
  119. Pied Piper
  120. Pickle
  121. Pig Skin Bus
  122. Pink Oboe
  123. Pink Torpedo
  124. Piss Weasle
  125. Piston
  126. Pitched Tent
  127. Plug
  128. Pocket Rocket
  129. Pork Sword
  130. Prick
  131. Princess Sophia
  132. Private Part
  133. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  134. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  135. Putz
  136. Python
  137. Quiver Bone
  138. Rod
  139. Rod Of Pleasure
  140. Sausage
  141. Schlong
  142. Schlort
  143. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  144. Schnitzel
  145. Schwanz
  146. Schwarz
  147. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  148. Sebastianic Sword
  149. Shaft
  150. Short Arm
  151. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  152. Skin Flute
  153. Snake
  154. Soldier
  155. Spawn Hammer
  156. Stick Shift
  157. Surfboard
  158. Tallywhacker
  159. Third Leg
  160. Thumper
  161. Thunderbird
  162. Thundersword
  163. Tinker
  164. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  165. Tonka
  166. Tool
  167. Trouser Snake
  168. Tubesteak
  169. Twig (& Berries)
  170. Twinkie
  171. Uncle Dick
  172. Vein
  173. Wand
  174. Wang
  175. Wang Doodle
  176. Wanger
  177. Wedding Tackle
  178. Wee Wee
  179. Whoopie Stick
  180. Wick
  181. Wiener
  182. Wiener Schnitzel
  183. Willy (Children'S Term)
  184. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  185. Worm
  186. Yogurt Gun
  187. Yogurt Hose
  188. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  189. Man Meat
  190. Hotdogger
  191. $5 Footlong
  192. Lipstick 💄