Penis Synonyms

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  1. Ankle Spanker
  2. Baby-Arm
  3. Baby-Maker
  4. Beaver Basher
  5. Bed Snake
  6. Beef Whistle
  7. Bell On A Pole
  8. Best Friend
  9. Bishop
  10. Bits
  11. Blue-Vein Sausage
  12. Boner
  13. Boomstick
  14. Braciole
  15. Bratwurst
  16. Burrito
  17. Candle
  18. Captain
  19. Chap
  20. Choad
  21. Chopper
  22. Clarinet
  23. Cock
  24. Cock Opener
  25. Cranny Axe
  26. Cum Gun
  27. Custard Launcher
  28. Dagger
  29. Deep-V Diver
  30. Dick
  31. Dickie
  32. Ding Dong Mcdork
  33. Dingus
  34. Dink
  35. Dinkie
  36. Dinky
  37. Disco Stick
  38. Dog Head
  39. Dong
  40. Donger
  41. Dork
  42. Dragon
  43. Drum Stick
  44. Dude Piston
  45. Easy Rider
  46. Eggroll
  47. Excalibur
  48. Fang
  49. Ferret
  50. Fire Hose
  51. Flesh Flute
  52. Flesh Tower
  53. Foto
  54. Fuck Rod
  55. Fuck Stick
  56. Fudge Sickle
  57. Fun Stick
  58. Giggle Stick
  59. Goober
  60. Goofy Goober
  61. Groin Ferret
  62. Hairy Hotdog
  63. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  64. Helmet Head
  65. Hog
  66. Hose
  67. Jackhammer
  68. Jimmy
  69. John
  70. John Thomas (Dated)
  71. Johnson
  72. Joystick
  73. Kickstand
  74. King Sebastian
  75. Knob
  76. Krull The Warrior King
  77. Lamb Kebab
  78. Lap Rocket
  79. Leaky Hose
  80. Lingam
  81. Little Alex
  82. Little Bob
  83. Little Elvis
  84. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  85. Longfellow
  86. Love Muscle
  87. Love Rod
  88. Love Stick
  89. Love Whistle
  90. Luigi
  91. Man Umbrella
  92. Manhood
  93. Master Sword
  94. Meat And Two Veg
  95. Meat Injection
  96. Meat Popsicle
  97. Meat Stick
  98. Meat Sword
  99. Member
  100. Meter Long King Kong Dong
  101. Microphone
  102. Middle Stump
  103. Mushroom Head
  104. Mutton
  105. Netherrod
  106. Old Boy
  107. Old Chap
  108. Old Fellow
  109. Old Man
  110. One-Eyed Anaconda
  111. One-Eyed Monster
  112. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  113. One-Eyed Willie
  114. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  115. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  116. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  117. Pecker
  118. Pedro
  119. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  120. Penis Sangbo Nam Rod
  121. Percy
  122. Peter
  123. Pied Piper
  124. Pickle
  125. Pig Skin Bus
  126. Pink Oboe
  127. Pink Torpedo
  128. Piss Weasle
  129. Piston
  130. Pitched Tent
  131. Plug
  132. Pnor
  133. Pocket Rocket
  134. Poinswatter
  135. Pork Sword
  136. Prick
  137. Princess Sophia
  138. Private Eye
  139. Private Part
  140. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  141. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  142. Quiver Bone
  143. Rod
  144. Rod Of Pleasure
  145. Roundhead
  146. Sausage
  147. Schledium
  148. Schlong
  149. Schlong Dongadoodle
  150. Schlort
  151. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  152. Schnitzel
  153. Schwanz
  154. Schwarz
  155. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  156. Sebastianic Sword
  157. Shaft
  158. Short Arm
  159. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  160. Skin Flute
  161. Soldier
  162. Spawn Hammer
  163. Stick Shift
  164. Sub
  165. Surfboard
  166. Tallywhacker
  167. Tan Bannana
  168. Tassle
  169. Third Leg
  170. Thumper
  171. Thunderbird 3
  172. Thundersword
  173. Tinker
  174. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  175. Tonk
  176. Tool
  177. Trouser Snake
  178. Tubesteak
  179. Twig (& Berries)
  180. Twinkie
  181. Uncle Dick
  182. Vein
  183. Wand
  184. Wang
  185. Wang Doodle
  186. Wanger
  187. Wedding Tackle
  188. Wee Wee
  189. Whoopie Stick
  190. Wick
  191. Wiener
  192. Wiener Schnitzel
  193. Willy (Children'S Term)
  194. Wing Dang Doodle
  195. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  196. Yingyang
  197. Yogurt Gun
  198. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  199. Man Meat
  200. Hotdogger
  201. Dodonger
  202. $5 Footlong

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