Penis Synonyms

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  1. Baby-Maker
  2. Beaver Basher
  3. Bed Snake
  4. Beef Whistle
  5. Best Friend
  6. Bishop
  7. Blue-Vein Sausage
  8. Boner
  9. Braciole
  10. Bratwurst
  11. Burrito
  12. Candle
  13. Captain
  14. Chief
  15. Choad
  16. Chopper
  17. Clarinet
  18. Cock
  19. Cracksman
  20. Cranny Axe
  21. Crevice Crawler
  22. Cucumber
  23. Cum Gun
  24. Custard Launcher
  25. Dagger
  26. Danger noodle
  27. Dick
  28. Ding Dong
  29. Dingbat
  30. Dingus
  31. Dink
  32. Dinky
  33. Disco Stick
  34. Dong
  35. Donger
  36. Doodad
  37. Dork
  38. Dragon
  39. Drum Stick
  40. Dude Piston
  41. Easy Rider
  42. Eggroll
  43. Excalibur
  44. Fang
  45. Ferret
  46. Fire Hose
  47. Flesh Flute
  48. Flesh Tower
  49. Foto
  50. Fuck Rod
  51. Fuck Stick
  52. Fun Stick
  53. Giggle Stick
  54. Goober
  55. Goofy Goober
  56. Groin Ferret
  57. Hairy Hotdog
  58. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  59. Helmet Head
  60. Hog
  61. Horn
  62. Hose
  63. Hot dog
  64. Hotdogger
  65. Humperdink
  66. Jackhammer
  67. Jimmy
  68. John Thomas (Dated)
  69. Johnson
  70. Joystick
  71. Junk
  72. Kickstand
  73. King Sebastian
  74. Knob
  75. Krull The Warrior King
  76. Lamb Kebab
  77. Lap Rocket
  78. Leaky Hose
  79. Leather-Stretcher
  80. Lingam
  81. Lipstick 💄
  82. Little Alex
  83. Little Bob
  84. Little Elvis
  85. Little Fish
  86. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  87. Longfellow
  88. Love Muscle
  89. Love Rod
  90. Love Stick
  91. Love Whistle
  92. Luigi
  93. Man Meat
  94. Man Umbrella
  95. Manhood
  96. Master Sword
  97. Meat And Two Veg
  98. Meat Popsicle
  99. Meat Stick
  100. Meat Sword
  101. Member
  102. Microphone
  103. Middle Stump
  104. Milkman
  105. Millimetre Peter
  106. Mutton
  107. Netherrod
  108. Old Boy
  109. Old Chap
  110. Old Fellow
  111. Old Man
  112. One-Eyed Anaconda
  113. One-Eyed Monster
  114. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  115. One-Eyed Willie
  116. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  117. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  118. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  119. Pecker
  120. Pedro
  121. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  122. Percy
  123. Peter
  124. Pickle
  125. Pied Piper
  126. Pig Skin Bus
  127. Pink Oboe
  128. Pink Torpedo
  129. Piss Weasle
  130. Piston
  131. Pitched Tent
  132. Plug
  133. Pocket Rocket
  134. Pork Sword
  135. Prick
  136. Prince Charming
  137. Princess Sophia
  138. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  139. Putz
  140. Python
  141. Quiver Bone
  142. Rod
  143. Rod Of Pleasure
  144. Sausage
  145. Schlong
  146. Schlort
  147. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  148. Schnitzel
  149. Schwanz
  150. Schwarz
  151. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  152. Sebastianic Sword
  153. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  154. Shaft
  155. Short Arm
  156. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  157. Skin Flute
  158. Snake
  159. Soldier
  160. Spawn Hammer
  161. Stick Shift
  162. Surfboard
  163. Tallywhacker
  164. Tent Peg
  165. Third Leg
  166. Thumper
  167. Thunderbird
  168. Thundersword
  169. Tinker
  170. Tiny
  171. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  172. Tonka
  173. Tonsil Tickler
  174. Tool
  175. Trouser Snake
  176. Tubesteak
  177. Twig (& Berries)
  178. Twinkie
  179. Uncle Dick
  180. Vein
  181. Vlad The Impaler
  182. Wand
  183. Wang
  184. Wang Doodle
  185. Wanger
  186. Wedding Tackle
  187. Wee Wee
  188. Whoopie Stick
  189. Wick
  190. Wiener
  191. Wiener Schnitzel
  192. Willy (Children'S Term)
  193. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  194. Womb Broom
  195. Woody Womb Pecker
  196. Worm
  197. Yogurt Gun
  198. Yogurt Hose
  199. $5 Footlong