Penis Synonyms

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  1. Baby-Arm
  2. Baby-Maker
  3. Beaver Basher
  4. Bed Snake
  5. Beef Whistle
  6. Best Friend
  7. Bishop
  8. Blue-Vein Sausage
  9. Boner
  10. Braciole
  11. Bratwurst
  12. Burrito
  13. Candle
  14. Captain
  15. Choad
  16. Chopper
  17. Clarinet
  18. Cock
  19. Cranny Axe
  20. Cum Cucumber
  21. Cum Gun
  22. Custard Launcher
  23. Dagger
  24. Danger noodle
  25. Dick
  26. Ding Dong
  27. Dingus
  28. Dink
  29. Dinky
  30. Disco Stick
  31. Dong
  32. Donger
  33. Dork
  34. Dragon
  35. Drum Stick
  36. Dude Piston
  37. Easy Rider
  38. Eggroll
  39. Excalibur
  40. Fang
  41. Ferret
  42. Fire Hose
  43. Flesh Flute
  44. Flesh Tower
  45. Foto
  46. Fuck Rod
  47. Fuck Stick
  48. Fudge Sickle
  49. Fun Stick
  50. Giggle Stick
  51. Goober
  52. Goofy Goober
  53. Groin Ferret
  54. Hairy Hotdog
  55. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  56. Helmet Head
  57. Hog
  58. Hose
  59. Humperdink
  60. Jackhammer
  61. Jerry Springer
  62. Jimmy
  63. John
  64. John Thomas (Dated)
  65. Johnson
  66. Joystick
  67. Junk
  68. Kickstand
  69. King Sebastian
  70. Knob
  71. Krull The Warrior King
  72. Lamb Kebab
  73. Lap Rocket
  74. Leaky Hose
  75. Lingam
  76. Little Alex
  77. Little Bob
  78. Little Elvis
  79. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  80. Longfellow
  81. Love Muscle
  82. Love Rod
  83. Love Stick
  84. Love Whistle
  85. Luigi
  86. Man Umbrella
  87. Manhood
  88. Master Sword
  89. Meat And Two Veg
  90. Meat Popsicle
  91. Meat Stick
  92. Meat Sword
  93. Member
  94. Microphone
  95. Middle Stump
  96. Mutton
  97. Netherrod
  98. Old Boy
  99. Old Chap
  100. Old Fellow
  101. Old Man
  102. One-Eyed Anaconda
  103. One-Eyed Monster
  104. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  105. One-Eyed Willie
  106. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  107. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  108. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  109. Pecker
  110. Pedro
  111. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  112. Percy
  113. Peter
  114. Pied Piper
  115. Pickle
  116. Pig Skin Bus
  117. Pink Oboe
  118. Pink Torpedo
  119. Piss Weasle
  120. Piston
  121. Pitched Tent
  122. Plug
  123. Pocket Rocket
  124. Pork Sword
  125. Prick
  126. Princess Sophia
  127. Private Eye
  128. Private Part
  129. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  130. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  131. Quiver Bone
  132. Rod
  133. Rod Of Pleasure
  134. Sausage
  135. Schlong
  136. Schlort
  137. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  138. Schnitzel
  139. Schwanz
  140. Schwarz
  141. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  142. Sebastianic Sword
  143. Shaft
  144. Short Arm
  145. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  146. Skin Flute
  147. Soldier
  148. Spawn Hammer
  149. Stick Shift
  150. Surfboard
  151. Tallywhacker
  152. Third Leg
  153. Thumper
  154. Thunderbird
  155. Thundersword
  156. Tinker
  157. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  158. Tonka
  159. Tool
  160. Trouser Snake
  161. Tubesteak
  162. Twig (& Berries)
  163. Twinkie
  164. Uncle Dick
  165. Vein
  166. Wand
  167. Wang
  168. Wang Doodle
  169. Wanger
  170. Wedding Tackle
  171. Wee Wee
  172. Whoopie Stick
  173. Wick
  174. Wiener
  175. Wiener Schnitzel
  176. Willy (Children'S Term)
  177. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  178. Yogurt Gun
  179. Yogurt Hose
  180. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  181. Man Meat
  182. Hotdogger
  183. $5 Footlong
  184. Lipstick 💄