Penis Synonyms

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  1. Ankle Spanker
  2. Baby-Arm
  3. Baby-Maker
  4. Beaver Basher
  5. Bed Snake
  6. Beef Whistle
  7. Bell On A Pole
  8. Best Friend
  9. Bishop
  10. Blue-Vein Sausage
  11. Boomstick
  12. Braciole
  13. Bratwurst
  14. Burrito
  15. Candle
  16. Captain
  17. Choad
  18. Chopper
  19. Clarinet
  20. Cock
  21. Cock Opener
  22. Cranny Axe
  23. Cum Gun
  24. Custard Launcher
  25. Dagger
  26. Deep-V Diver
  27. Dick
  28. Dickie
  29. Ding Dong Mcdork
  30. Dingus
  31. Disco Stick
  32. Dog Head
  33. Dong
  34. Donger
  35. Dork
  36. Dragon
  37. Drum Stick
  38. Dude Piston
  39. Easy Rider
  40. Eggroll
  41. Excalibur
  42. Fang
  43. Ferret
  44. Fire Hose
  45. Flesh Flute
  46. Flesh Tower
  47. Foto
  48. Fuck Rod
  49. Fuck Stick
  50. Fudge Sickle
  51. Fun Stick
  52. Giggle Stick
  53. Goofy Goober
  54. Groin Ferret
  55. Hairy Hotdog
  56. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  57. Helmet Head
  58. Hog
  59. Hose
  60. Jackhammer
  61. Jimmy
  62. John
  63. John Thomas (Dated)
  64. Johnson
  65. Joystick
  66. Kickstand
  67. King Sebastian
  68. Knob
  69. Krull The Warrior King
  70. Lamb Kebab
  71. Lap Rocket
  72. Leaky Hose
  73. Lingam
  74. Little Alex
  75. Little Bob
  76. Little Elvis
  77. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  78. Longfellow
  79. Love Muscle
  80. Love Rod
  81. Love Stick
  82. Love Whistle
  83. Luigi
  84. Man Umbrella
  85. Manhood
  86. Master Sword
  87. Meat Injection
  88. Meat Popsicle
  89. Meat Stick
  90. Meat Sword
  91. Member
  92. Meter Long King Kong Dong
  93. Microphone
  94. Middle Stump
  95. Mushroom Head
  96. Mutton
  97. Netherrod
  98. Old Boy
  99. Old Fellow
  100. Old Man
  101. One-Eyed Anaconda
  102. One-Eyed Monster
  103. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  104. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  105. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  106. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  107. Pecker
  108. Pedro
  109. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  110. Penis Sangbo Nam Rod
  111. Percy
  112. Peter
  113. Pied Piper
  114. Pig Skin Bus
  115. Pink Oboe
  116. Pink Torpedo
  117. Piss Weasle
  118. Piston
  119. Plug
  120. Pnor
  121. Pocket Rocket
  122. Poinswatter
  123. Pork Sword
  124. Prick
  125. Princess Sophia
  126. Private Eye
  127. Private Part
  128. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  129. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  130. Quiver Bone
  131. Rod
  132. Rod Of Pleasure
  133. Roundhead
  134. Sausage
  135. Schlong
  136. Schlong Dongadoodle
  137. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  138. Schnitzel
  139. Schwanz
  140. Schwarz
  141. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  142. Sebastianic Sword
  143. Shaft
  144. Short Arm
  145. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  146. Skin Flute
  147. Soldier
  148. Spawn Hammer
  149. Stick Shift
  150. Sub
  151. Surfboard
  152. Tallywhacker
  153. Tan Bannana
  154. Tassle
  155. Third Leg
  156. Thumper
  157. Thunderbird 3
  158. Thundersword
  159. Tinker
  160. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  161. Tonk
  162. Tool
  163. Trouser Snake
  164. Tubesteak
  165. Twig (& Berries)
  166. Twinkie
  167. Uncle Dick
  168. Vein
  169. Wand
  170. Wang
  171. Wang Doodle
  172. Wanger
  173. Wedding Tackle
  174. Wee Wee
  175. Whoopie Stick
  176. Wick
  177. Wiener
  178. Wiener Schnitzel
  179. Willy (Children'S Term)
  180. Wing Dang Doodle
  181. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  182. Yingyang
  183. Yogurt Gun

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