Penis Synonyms

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  1. Baby-Arm
  2. Baby-Maker
  3. Beaver Basher
  4. Bed Snake
  5. Beef Whistle
  6. Best Friend
  7. Bishop
  8. Blue-Vein Sausage
  9. Boner
  10. Braciole
  11. Bratwurst
  12. Burrito
  13. Candle
  14. Captain
  15. Choad
  16. Chopper
  17. Clarinet
  18. Cock
  19. Cranny Axe
  20. Cucumber
  21. Cum Gun
  22. Custard Launcher
  23. Dagger
  24. Danger noodle
  25. Dick
  26. Ding Dong
  27. Dingus
  28. Dink
  29. Dinky
  30. Disco Stick
  31. Dong
  32. Donger
  33. Dork
  34. Dragon
  35. Drum Stick
  36. Dude Piston
  37. Easy Rider
  38. Eggroll
  39. Eleplant
  40. Excalibur
  41. Fang
  42. Ferret
  43. Fire Hose
  44. Flesh Flute
  45. Flesh Tower
  46. Foto
  47. Fuck Rod
  48. Fuck Stick
  49. Fudge Sickle
  50. Fun Stick
  51. Giggle Stick
  52. Goober
  53. Goofy Goober
  54. Groin Ferret
  55. Hairy Hotdog
  56. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  57. Helmet Head
  58. Hog
  59. Horn
  60. Hose
  61. Hot dog
  62. Humperdink
  63. Jackhammer
  64. Jerry Springer
  65. Jimmy
  66. John
  67. John Thomas (Dated)
  68. Johnson
  69. Joystick
  70. Junk
  71. Kickstand
  72. King Sebastian
  73. Knob
  74. Krull The Warrior King
  75. Lamb Kebab
  76. Lap Rocket
  77. Leaky Hose
  78. Lingam
  79. Little Alex
  80. Little Bob
  81. Little Elvis
  82. Little Fish
  83. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  84. Longfellow
  85. Love Muscle
  86. Love Rod
  87. Love Stick
  88. Love Whistle
  89. Luigi
  90. Man Umbrella
  91. Manhood
  92. Master Sword
  93. Meat And Two Veg
  94. Meat Popsicle
  95. Meat Stick
  96. Meat Sword
  97. Member
  98. Microphone
  99. Middle Stump
  100. Mutton
  101. Netherrod
  102. Octagon
  103. Old Boy
  104. Old Chap
  105. Old Fellow
  106. Old Man
  107. One-Eyed Anaconda
  108. One-Eyed Monster
  109. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  110. One-Eyed Willie
  111. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  112. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  113. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  114. Pecker
  115. Pedro
  116. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  117. Percy
  118. Peter
  119. Pied Piper
  120. Pickle
  121. Pig Skin Bus
  122. Pink Oboe
  123. Pink Torpedo
  124. Piss Weasle
  125. Piston
  126. Pitched Tent
  127. Plug
  128. Pocket Rocket
  129. Pork Sword
  130. Prick
  131. Princess Sophia
  132. Private Part
  133. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  134. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  135. Putz
  136. Python
  137. Quiver Bone
  138. Rod
  139. Rod Of Pleasure
  140. Sausage
  141. Schlong
  142. Schlort
  143. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  144. Schnitzel
  145. Schwanz
  146. Schwarz
  147. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  148. Sebastianic Sword
  149. Shaft
  150. Short Arm
  151. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  152. Skin Flute
  153. Snake
  154. Soldier
  155. Spawn Hammer
  156. Stick Shift
  157. Surfboard
  158. Tallywhacker
  159. Third Leg
  160. Thumper
  161. Thunderbird
  162. Thundersword
  163. Tinker
  164. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  165. Tonka
  166. Tool
  167. Trouser Snake
  168. Tubesteak
  169. Twig (& Berries)
  170. Twinkie
  171. Uncle Dick
  172. Vein
  173. Wand
  174. Wang
  175. Wang Doodle
  176. Wanger
  177. Wedding Tackle
  178. Wee Wee
  179. Whoopie Stick
  180. Wick
  181. Wiener
  182. Wiener Schnitzel
  183. Willy (Children'S Term)
  184. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  185. Worm
  186. Yogurt Gun
  187. Yogurt Hose
  188. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  189. Man Meat
  190. Hotdogger
  191. $5 Footlong
  192. Lipstick 💄