Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. bed snake
  5. best friend
  6. blue-vein sausage
  7. penis sangbo nam rod
  8. baby-maker
  9. bell on a pole
  10. beef whistle
  11. boomstick
  12. burrito
  13. bishop
  14. bratwurst
  15. braciole
  16. candle
  17. captain
  18. choad
  19. chopper
  20. cock
  21. cranny axe
  22. cum gun
  23. custard launcher
  24. dagger
  25. deep-V diver
  26. dick
  27. dickie
  28. ding dong mcdork
  29. dingus
  30. disco stick
  31. dog head
  32. drum stick
  33. dong
  34. donger
  35. dork
  36. dude piston
  37. dragon
  38. eggroll
  39. Easy Rider
  40. Excalibur
  41. fang
  42. ferret
  43. flesh flute
  44. flesh tower
  45. foto
  46. fire hose
  47. fuck rod
  48. fuck stick
  49. fudge sickle
  50. fun stick
  51. groin ferret
  52. giggle stick
  53. goofy goober
  54. hairy hotdog
  55. heat-seeking moisture missile
  56. helmet head
  57. hose
  58. hog
  59. jackhammer
  60. Jimmy
  61. John
  62. Johnson
  63. John Thomas (dated)
  64. joystick
  65. kickstand
  66. king sebastian
  67. knob
  68. krull the warrior king
  69. lap rocket
  70. leaky hose
  71. lingam
  72. little Alex
  73. little Bob
  74. little Elvis
  75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  76. longfellow
  77. love muscle
  78. love rod
  79. love stick
  80. love whistle
  81. luigi
  82. manhood
  83. man umbrella
  84. meat popsicle
  85. meat stick
  86. meat sword
  87. meat injection
  88. member
  89. meter long king kong dong
  90. microphone
  91. middle stump
  92. mushroom head
  93. mutton
  94. netherrod
  95. old boy
  96. old fellow
  97. old man
  98. one-eyed anaconda
  99. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  100. one-eyed monster
  101. one-eyed wonder weasel
  102. one-eyed wonder worm
  103. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  104. pecker
  105. Pedro
  106. peepee (children's term)
  107. Percy
  108. peter
  109. Pied Piper
  110. Pig skin bus
  111. pink oboe
  112. pink torpedo
  113. piss weasle
  114. piston
  115. plug
  116. pnor
  117. poinswatter
  118. pork sword
  119. prick
  120. princess sophia
  121. private eye
  122. private part
  123. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  124. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  125. quiver bone
  126. rod
  127. rod of pleasure
  128. roundhead
  129. sausage
  130. sebastianic sword
  131. schlong
  132. schlong dongadoodle
  133. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  134. schnitzel
  135. schwanz
  136. schwarz
  137. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  138. shaft
  139. short arm
  140. single serving soup dispenser
  141. skin flute
  142. soldier
  143. spawn hammer
  144. stick shift
  145. sub
  146. surfboard
  147. Tallywhacker
  148. Tan Bannana
  149. tassle
  150. third leg
  151. thumper
  152. thunderbird 3
  153. thundersword
  154. tinker
  155. todger (Australia, UK)
  156. tonk
  157. tool
  158. trouser snake
  159. tubesteak
  160. twig (& berries)
  161. twinkie
  162. uncle dick
  163. vein
  164. wand
  165. wang
  166. wang doodle
  167. wanger
  168. wedding tackle
  169. wee wee
  170. whoopie stick
  171. wiener
  172. Wiener Schnitzel
  173. wick
  174. willy (children's term)
  175. wing dang doodle
  176. winkie (children's term)
  177. yingyang
  178. yogurt gun

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