Penis Synonyms

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  1. Fabian
  2. Beaver Basher
  3. Bed Snake
  4. Beef Whistle
  5. Best Friend
  6. Bishop
  7. Blue-Vein Sausage
  8. Boner
  9. Braciole
  10. Bratwurst
  11. Burrito
  12. Candle
  13. Captain
  14. Choad
  15. Chopper
  16. Clarinet
  17. Cock
  18. Cranny Axe
  19. Cucumber
  20. Cum Gun
  21. Custard Launcher
  22. Dagger
  23. Danger noodle
  24. Dick
  25. Ding Dong
  26. Dingus
  27. Dink
  28. Dinky
  29. Disco Stick
  30. Dong
  31. Donger
  32. Dork
  33. Dragon
  34. Drum Stick
  35. Dude Piston
  36. Easy Rider
  37. Eggroll
  38. Eleplant
  39. Excalibur
  40. Fang
  41. Ferret
  42. Fire Hose
  43. Flesh Flute
  44. Flesh Tower
  45. Foto
  46. Fuck Rod
  47. Fuck Stick
  48. Fudge Sickle
  49. Fun Stick
  50. Giggle Stick
  51. Goober
  52. Goofy Goober
  53. Groin Ferret
  54. Hairy Hotdog
  55. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  56. Helmet Head
  57. Hog
  58. Horn
  59. Hose
  60. Hot dog
  61. Humperdink
  62. Jackhammer
  63. Jerry Springer
  64. Jimmy
  65. John
  66. John Thomas (Dated)
  67. Johnson
  68. Joystick
  69. Junk
  70. Kickstand
  71. King Sebastian
  72. Knob
  73. Krull The Warrior King
  74. Lamb Kebab
  75. Lap Rocket
  76. Leaky Hose
  77. Lingam
  78. Little Alex
  79. Little Bob
  80. Little Elvis
  81. Little Fish
  82. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  83. Longfellow
  84. Love Muscle
  85. Love Rod
  86. Love Stick
  87. Love Whistle
  88. Luigi
  89. Man Umbrella
  90. Manhood
  91. Master Sword
  92. Meat And Two Veg
  93. Meat Popsicle
  94. Meat Stick
  95. Meat Sword
  96. Member
  97. Microphone
  98. Middle Stump
  99. Mutton
  100. Netherrod
  101. Old Boy
  102. Old Chap
  103. Old Fellow
  104. Old Man
  105. One-Eyed Anaconda
  106. One-Eyed Monster
  107. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  108. One-Eyed Willie
  109. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  110. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  111. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  112. Pecker
  113. Pedro
  114. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  115. Percy
  116. Peter
  117. Pied Piper
  118. Pickle
  119. Pig Skin Bus
  120. Pink Oboe
  121. Pink Torpedo
  122. Piss Weasle
  123. Piston
  124. Pitched Tent
  125. Plug
  126. Pocket Rocket
  127. Pork Sword
  128. Prick
  129. Princess Sophia
  130. Private Part
  131. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  132. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  133. Putz
  134. Python
  135. Quiver Bone
  136. Rod
  137. Rod Of Pleasure
  138. Sausage
  139. Schlong
  140. Schlort
  141. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  142. Schnitzel
  143. Schwanz
  144. Schwarz
  145. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  146. Sebastianic Sword
  147. Shaft
  148. Short Arm
  149. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  150. Skin Flute
  151. Snake
  152. Soldier
  153. Spawn Hammer
  154. Stick Shift
  155. Surfboard
  156. Tallywhacker
  157. Third Leg
  158. Thumper
  159. Thunderbird
  160. Thundersword
  161. Tinker
  162. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  163. Tonka
  164. Tool
  165. Trouser Snake
  166. Tubesteak
  167. Twig (& Berries)
  168. Twinkie
  169. Uncle Dick
  170. Vein
  171. Wand
  172. Wang
  173. Wang Doodle
  174. Wanger
  175. Wedding Tackle
  176. Wee Wee
  177. Whoopie Stick
  178. Wick
  179. Wiener
  180. Wiener Schnitzel
  181. Willy (Children'S Term)
  182. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  183. Worm
  184. Yogurt Gun
  185. Yogurt Hose
  186. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  187. Man Meat
  188. Hotdogger
  189. $5 Footlong
  190. Lipstick 💄