Penis Synonyms

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  1. Baby-Maker
  2. Beaver Basher
  3. Bed Snake
  4. Beef Whistle
  5. Best Friend
  6. Bishop
  7. Blue-Vein Sausage
  8. Boner
  9. Braciole
  10. Bratwurst
  11. Burrito
  12. Candle
  13. Captain
  14. Choad
  15. Chopper
  16. Clarinet
  17. Cock
  18. Cranny Axe
  19. Cucumber
  20. Cum Gun
  21. Custard Launcher
  22. Dagger
  23. Danger noodle
  24. Dick
  25. Ding Dong
  26. Dingus
  27. Dink
  28. Dinky
  29. Disco Stick
  30. Dong
  31. Donger
  32. Doodad
  33. Dork
  34. Dragon
  35. Drum Stick
  36. Dude Piston
  37. Easy Rider
  38. Eggroll
  39. Excalibur
  40. Fang
  41. Ferret
  42. Fire Hose
  43. Flesh Flute
  44. Flesh Tower
  45. Foto
  46. Fuck Rod
  47. Fuck Stick
  48. Fudge Sickle
  49. Fun Stick
  50. Giggle Stick
  51. Goober
  52. Goofy Goober
  53. Groin Ferret
  54. Hairy Hotdog
  55. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  56. Helmet Head
  57. Hog
  58. Horn
  59. Hose
  60. Hot dog
  61. Humperdink
  62. Jackhammer
  63. Jimmy
  64. John Thomas (Dated)
  65. Johnson
  66. Joystick
  67. Junk
  68. Kickstand
  69. King Sebastian
  70. Knob
  71. Krull The Warrior King
  72. Lamb Kebab
  73. Lap Rocket
  74. Leaky Hose
  75. Lingam
  76. Little Alex
  77. Little Bob
  78. Little Elvis
  79. Little Fish
  80. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  81. Longfellow
  82. Love Muscle
  83. Love Rod
  84. Love Stick
  85. Love Whistle
  86. Luigi
  87. Man Umbrella
  88. Manhood
  89. Master Sword
  90. Meat And Two Veg
  91. Meat Popsicle
  92. Meat Stick
  93. Meat Sword
  94. Member
  95. Microphone
  96. Middle Stump
  97. Mutton
  98. Netherrod
  99. Old Boy
  100. Old Chap
  101. Old Fellow
  102. Old Man
  103. One-Eyed Anaconda
  104. One-Eyed Monster
  105. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  106. One-Eyed Willie
  107. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  108. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  109. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  110. Pecker
  111. Pedro
  112. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  113. Percy
  114. Peter
  115. Pied Piper
  116. Pickle
  117. Pig Skin Bus
  118. Pink Oboe
  119. Pink Torpedo
  120. Piss Weasle
  121. Piston
  122. Pitched Tent
  123. Plug
  124. Pocket Rocket
  125. Pork Sword
  126. Prick
  127. Princess Sophia
  128. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  129. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  130. Putz
  131. Python
  132. Quiver Bone
  133. Rod
  134. Rod Of Pleasure
  135. Sausage
  136. Schlong
  137. Schlort
  138. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  139. Schnitzel
  140. Schwanz
  141. Schwarz
  142. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  143. Sebastianic Sword
  144. Shaft
  145. Short Arm
  146. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  147. Skin Flute
  148. Snake
  149. Soldier
  150. Spawn Hammer
  151. Stick Shift
  152. Surfboard
  153. Tallywhacker
  154. Third Leg
  155. Thumper
  156. Thunderbird
  157. Thundersword
  158. Tinker
  159. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  160. Tonka
  161. Tool
  162. Trouser Snake
  163. Tubesteak
  164. Twig (& Berries)
  165. Twinkie
  166. Uncle Dick
  167. Vein
  168. Wand
  169. Wang
  170. Wang Doodle
  171. Wanger
  172. Wedding Tackle
  173. Wee Wee
  174. Whoopie Stick
  175. Wick
  176. Wiener
  177. Wiener Schnitzel
  178. Willy (Children'S Term)
  179. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  180. Worm
  181. Yogurt Gun
  182. Yogurt Hose
  183. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  184. Man Meat
  185. Hotdogger
  186. $5 Footlong
  187. Lipstick 💄