Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. bed snake
  5. best friend
  6. blue-vein sausage
  7. penis sangbo nam rod
  8. baby-maker
  9. bell on a pole
  10. beef whistle
  11. boomstick
  12. burrito
  13. bishop
  14. bratwurst
  15. braciole
  16. candle
  17. captain
  18. choad
  19. chopper
  20. cock
  21. cranny axe
  22. cum gun
  23. custard launcher
  24. dagger
  25. deep-V diver
  26. dick
  27. dickie
  28. ding dong mcdork
  29. dingus
  30. disco stick
  31. dog head
  32. drum stick
  33. dong
  34. donger
  35. dork
  36. dude piston
  37. dragon
  38. eggroll
  39. Easy Rider
  40. Excalibur
  41. fang
  42. ferret
  43. flesh flute
  44. flesh tower
  45. foto
  46. fire hose
  47. fuck rod
  48. fuck stick
  49. fudge sickle
  50. fun stick
  51. groin ferret
  52. giggle stick
  53. goofy goober
  54. hairy hotdog
  55. heat-seeking moisture missile
  56. helmet head
  57. hose
  58. hog
  59. jackhammer
  60. Jimmy
  61. John
  62. Johnson
  63. John Thomas (dated)
  64. joystick
  65. kickstand
  66. king sebastian
  67. knob
  68. krull the warrior king
  69. lap rocket
  70. leaky hose
  71. lingam
  72. little Alex
  73. little Bob
  74. little Elvis
  75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  76. longfellow
  77. love muscle
  78. love rod
  79. love stick
  80. love whistle
  81. luigi
  82. manhood
  83. man umbrella
  84. Master Sword
  85. meat popsicle
  86. meat stick
  87. meat sword
  88. meat injection
  89. member
  90. meter long king kong dong
  91. microphone
  92. middle stump
  93. mushroom head
  94. mutton
  95. netherrod
  96. old boy
  97. old fellow
  98. old man
  99. one-eyed anaconda
  100. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  101. one-eyed monster
  102. one-eyed wonder weasel
  103. one-eyed wonder worm
  104. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  105. pecker
  106. Pedro
  107. peepee (children's term)
  108. Percy
  109. peter
  110. Pied Piper
  111. Pig skin bus
  112. pink oboe
  113. pink torpedo
  114. piss weasle
  115. piston
  116. plug
  117. pnor
  118. poinswatter
  119. pork sword
  120. prick
  121. princess sophia
  122. private eye
  123. private part
  124. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  125. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  126. quiver bone
  127. rod
  128. rod of pleasure
  129. roundhead
  130. sausage
  131. sebastianic sword
  132. schlong
  133. schlong dongadoodle
  134. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  135. schnitzel
  136. schwanz
  137. schwarz
  138. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  139. shaft
  140. short arm
  141. single serving soup dispenser
  142. skin flute
  143. soldier
  144. spawn hammer
  145. stick shift
  146. sub
  147. surfboard
  148. Tallywhacker
  149. Tan Bannana
  150. tassle
  151. third leg
  152. thumper
  153. thunderbird 3
  154. thundersword
  155. tinker
  156. todger (Australia, UK)
  157. tonk
  158. tool
  159. trouser snake
  160. tubesteak
  161. twig (& berries)
  162. twinkie
  163. uncle dick
  164. vein
  165. wand
  166. wang
  167. wang doodle
  168. wanger
  169. wedding tackle
  170. wee wee
  171. whoopie stick
  172. wiener
  173. Wiener Schnitzel
  174. wick
  175. willy (children's term)
  176. wing dang doodle
  177. winkie (children's term)
  178. yingyang
  179. yogurt gun

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