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Penis Synonyms
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<p>Allometry: </p>
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<div>* baby-maker<br />
* bell on a pole<br />
* beef whistle<br />
* burrito<br />
* bishop<br />
* bratwurst<br />
* choad<br />
* chopper<br />
* cock<br />
* custard launcher<br />
* dagger<br />
* dick<br />
* dickie<br />
* ding dong mcdork<br />
* dog head<br />
* dong<br />
* donger<br />
* dork<br />
* dragon<br />
* eggroll<br />
* fang<br />
* ferret<br />
* fire hose<br />
* fuck rod<br />
* groin ferret<br />
* heat-seeking moisture missile<br />
* hose<br />
* jackhammer<br />
* Jimmy<br />
* John<br />
* Johnson<br />
* John Thomas (dated)<br />
* joystick<br />
* knob<br />
* krull the warrior king<br />
* leaky hose<br />
* lingam<br />
* little Bob<br />
* little Elvis<br />
* lizard (as in "drain the...")<br />
* longfellow<br />
* love muscle<br />
* manhood<br />
* meat popsicle<br />
* meat stick<br />
* member<br />
* microphone<br />
* middle stump<br />
* mushroom head<br />
* mutton<br />
* old boy<br />
* old fellow<br />
* old man<br />
* one-eyed snake<br />
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)<br />
* one-eyed monster<br />
* pecker<br />
* peepee (children's term)<br />
* Percy<br />
* peter<br />
* piss weasle<br />
* piston<br />
* plug<br />
* pork sword<br />
* prick<br />
* princess sophia<br />
* private part<br />
* purple-helmeted warrior of love<br />
* purple-headed yogurt flinger<br />
* rod<br />
* roundhead<br />
* sausage<br />
* schlong<br />
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)<br />
* schwanz<br />
* schwarz<br />
* shaft<br />
* short arm<br />
* skin flute<br />
* tassle<br />
* third leg<br />
* thumper<br />
* todger (Australia, UK)<br />
* tonk<br />
* tool<br />
* trouser snake<br />
* tubesteak<br />
* wang<br />
* wang dudle<br />
* wick<br />
* willy (children's term)<br />
* yingyang<br />
* yogurt gun<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Vagina Synonyms]]</div>
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