Penis Synonyms

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. bed snake
5. best friend
6. blue-vein sausage
7. penis sangbo nam rod
8. baby-maker
9. bell on a pole
10. beef whistle
11. boomstick
12. burrito
13. bishop
14. bratwurst
15. braciole
16. candle
17. captain
18. choad
19. chopper
20. cock
21. cranny axe
22. cum gun
23. custard launcher
24. dagger
25. deep-V diver
26. dick
27. dickie
28. ding dong mcdork
29. dingus
30. disco stick
31. dog head
32. drum stick
33. dong
34. donger
35. dork
36. dude piston
37. dragon
38. eggroll
39. Easy Rider
40. Excalibur
41. fang
42. ferret
43. flesh flute
44. flesh tower
45. foto
46. fire hose
47. fuck rod
48. fuck stick
49. fudge sickle
50. fun stick
51. groin ferret
52. giggle stick
53. goofy goober
54. hairy hotdog
55. heat-seeking moisture missile
56. helmet head
57. hose
58. hog
59. jackhammer
60. Jimmy
61. John
62. Johnson
63. John Thomas (dated)
64. joystick
65. kickstand
66. king sebastian
67. knob
68. krull the warrior king
69. lap rocket
70. leaky hose
71. lingam
72. little Alex
73. little Bob
74. little Elvis
75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
76. longfellow
77. love muscle
78. love rod
79. love stick
80. love whistle
81. luigi
82. manhood
83. man umbrella
84. meat popsicle
85. meat stick
86. meat sword
87. meat injection
88. member
89. meter long king kong dong
90. microphone
91. middle stump
92. mushroom head
93. mutton
94. netherrod
95. old boy
96. old fellow
97. old man
98. one-eyed anaconda
99. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
100. one-eyed monster
101. one-eyed wonder weasel
102. one-eyed wonder worm
103. one-eyed yogurt slinger
104. pecker
105. Pedro
106. peepee (children's term)
107. Percy
108. peter
109. Pied Piper
110. Pig skin bus
111. pink oboe
112. pink torpedo
113. piss weasle
114. piston
115. plug
116. pnor
117. poinswatter
118. pork sword
119. prick
120. princess sophia
121. private eye
122. private part
123. purple-helmeted warrior of love
124. purple-headed yogurt flinger
125. quiver bone
126. rod
127. rod of pleasure
128. roundhead
129. sausage
130. sebastianic sword
131. schlong
132. schlong dongadoodle
133. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
134. schnitzel
135. schwanz
136. schwarz
137. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
138. shaft
139. short arm
140. single serving soup dispenser
141. skin flute
142. soldier
143. spawn hammer
144. stick shift
145. sub
146. surfboard
147. Tallywhacker
148. Tan Bannana
149. tassle
150. third leg
151. thumper
152. thunderbird 3
153. thundersword
154. tinker
155. todger (Australia, UK)
156. tonk
157. tool
158. trouser snake
159. tubesteak
160. twig (& berries)
161. twinkie
162. uncle dick
163. vein
164. wand
165. wang
166. wang doodle
167. wanger
168. wedding tackle
169. wee wee
170. whoopie stick
171. wiener
172. Wiener Schnitzel
173. wick
174. willy (children's term)
175. wing dang doodle
176. winkie (children's term)
177. yingyang
178. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms