Penis Synonyms

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  • baby-maker
  • bell on a pole
  • burrito
  • bishop
  • bratwurst
  • choad
  • chopper
  • cock
  • custard launcher
  • dick
  • dickie
  • ding dong mcdork
  • dong
  • donger
  • dork
  • dragon
  • eggroll
  • fang
  • ferret
  • fire hose
  • heat-seeking moisture missile
  • hose
  • Jimmy
  • John
  • John Thomas (dated)
  • joystick
  • knob
  • krull the warrior king
  • leaky hose
  • lingam
  • little Bob
  • little Elvis
  • lizard (as in "drain the...")
  • longfellow
  • love muscle
  • manhood
  • meat popsicle
  • member
  • middle stump
  • mushroom head
  • mutton
  • old boy
  • old fellow
  • old man
  • one-eyed snake
  • one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  • one-eyed monster
  • pecker
  • peepee (children's term)
  • Percy
  • peter
  • piss weasle
  • prick
  • princess sophia
  • private part
  • purple-helmeted warrior of love
  • purple-headed yogurt flinger
  • rod
  • roundhead
  • sausage
  • schlong
  • schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  • schwanz
  • schwarz
  • shaft
  • short arm
  • skin flute
  • tassle
  • third leg
  • thumper
  • todger (Australia, UK)
  • tonk
  • tool
  • trouser snake
  • tubesteak
  • wang
  • wang dudle
  • wick
  • willy (children's term)
  • yingyang
  • yogurt gun

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