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* baby-arm
# Baby-Maker
* beaver basher
# Banana
* penis sangbo nam rod
# Beaver Basher
* baby-maker
# Bed Snake
* bell on a pole
# Beef Whistle
* beef whistle
# Best Friend
* boomstick
# Bishop
* burrito
# Blue-Vein Sausage
* bishop
# Boner
* bratwurst
# Braciole
* braciole
# Bratwurst
* candle
# Burrito
* choad
# Bush Snake
* chopper
# Candle
* cock
# Captain
* cranny axe
# Chief
* cum gun
# Choad
* custard launcher
# Chopper
* dagger
# Clarinet
* deep-V diver
# Cobra
* dick
# Cock
* dickie
# Cranny Axe
* ding dong mcdork
# Crevice Crawler
* disco stick
# Crotch Rocket
* dog head
# Crotch Tower
* drum stick
# Cucumber
* dong
# Cum Gun
* donger
# Custard Launcher
* dork
# Dagger
* dude piston
# Danger noodle
* dragon
# Dick
* eggroll
# Ding Dong
* Easy Rider
# Dingbat
* Excalibur  
# Dingus
* fang
# Dink
* ferret
# Dinky
* flesh flute
# Disco Stick
* flesh tower
# Dong
* foto
# Donger
* fire hose
# Doodad
* fuck rod
# Dork
* fudge sickle
# Dragon
* fun stick
# Drum Stick
* groin ferret
# Dude Piston
* heat-seeking moisture missile
# Easy Rider
* hose
# Eggroll
* hog
# Excalibur
* jackhammer
# Extender
* Jimmy
# Fang
* John
# Ferret
* Johnson
# Fire Hose
* John Thomas (dated)
# Flesh Flute
* joystick
# Flesh Tower
* kickstand
# Flesh Sword
* king sebastian
# Foto
* knob
# Fuck Rod
* krull the warrior king
# Fuck Stick
* lap rocket
# Fun Stick
* leaky hose
# Giggle Stick
* lingam
# Goober
* little Bob
# Goofy Goober
* little Elvis
# Groin Ferret
* lizard (as in "drain the...")
# Hairy Hotdog
* longfellow
# Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
* love muscle
# Hog
* love rod
# Horn
* love stick
# Hose
* luigi
# Hot dog
* manhood
# Humperdink
* meat popsicle
# Jackhammer
* meat stick
# Jimmy
* meat injection
# John Thomas (Dated)
* member
# Johnson
* meter long king kong dong
# Joystick
* microphone
# Junk
* middle stump
# Kickstand
* mushroom head
# King Sebastian
* mutton
# Knob
* netherrod
# Krull The Warrior King
* old boy
# Lance
* old fellow
# Lap Rocket
* old man
# Leaky Hose
* one-eyed snake
# Lingam
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
# Lipstick 💄
* one-eyed monster
# Little Alex
* one-eyed wonder weasel
# Little Bob
* one-eyed yogurt slinger
# Little Elvis
* pecker
# Little Fish
* Pedro
# Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
* peepee (children's term)
# Longfellow
* Percy
# Love Muscle
* peter
# Love Rod
* Pied Piper
# Love Stick
* Pig skin bus
# Love Whistle
* pink oboe
# Luigi
* piss weasle
# Man Meat
* piston
# Manhood
* plug
# Master Sword
* pnor
# Meat And Two Veg
* poinswatter
# Meat Cylinder
* pork sword
# Meat Popsicle
* prick
# Meat Scepter
* princess sophia
# Meat Stick
* private eye
# Meat Sword
* private part
# Member
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
# Microphone
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
# Middle Stump
* quiver bone
# Netherrod
* rod
# Old Boy
* rod of pleasure
# Old Chap
* roundhead
# Old Fellow
* sausage
# Old Man
* sebastianic sword
# One-Eyed Anaconda
* schlong
# One-Eyed Monster
* schlong dongadoodle
# One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
# One-Eyed Willie
* schnitzel
# One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
* schwanz
# One-Eyed Wonder Worm
* schwarz
# One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
* shaft
# Pecker
* short arm
# Pedro
* single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
# Peepee (Children'S Term)
* skin flute
# Percy
* soldier
# Peter
* spawn hammer
# Pickle
* stick shift
# Pied Piper
* surfboard
# Pig Skin Bus
* Tallywhacker
# Pink Oboe
* Tan Bannana
# Pink Torpedo
* tassle
# Piston
* third leg
# Pole
* thumper
# Pork Sword
* thunderbird 3
# Prick
* thundersword
# Prince Charming
* tinker
# Princess Sophia
* todger (Australia, UK)
# Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
* tonk
# Putz
* tool
# Pussy Pounder
* trouser snake
# Python
* tubesteak
# Quiver Bone
* twig (& berries)
# Rod
* twinkie
# Rod Of Pleasure
* vein
# Richard
* wand
# Sausage
* wang
# Schlong
* wang doodle
# Schlort
* wanger
# Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
* wee wee
# Schnitzel
* whoopie stick
# Schwanz
* wiener
# Schwarz
* Wiener Schnitzel
# Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
* wick
# Sebastianic Sword
* willy (children's term)
# Serpent
* wing dang doodle
# Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
* winkie (children's term)
# Shaft
* yingyang
# Short Arm
* yogurt gun
# Single Serving Soup Dispenser
* Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
# Skin Flute
* mayo shooting hotdog gun
# Snake
# Snot Stick
# Soldier
# Spawn Hammer
# Spitting Cobra
# Staff
# Stick Shift
# Submarine (In Water)
# Surfboard
# Tallywhacker
# Tent Peg
# Third Leg
# Thumper
# Thunderbird
# Thundersword
# Todger (Australia, Uk)
# Tonka
# Tonsil Tickler
# Tool
# Tobuscus
# Trouser Snake
# Tubesteak
# Twig (& Berries)
# Twinkie
# Vlad The Impaler
# Wand
# Wang
# Wang Doodle
# Wanger
# Wedding Tackle
# Wee Wee
# Whoopie Stick
# Wick
# Wiener
# Wiener Schnitzel
# Willy (Children'S Term)
# Winkie (Children'S Term)
# Womb Broom
# Yogurt Gun
# Yogurt Hose
# $5 Footlong
# Warrior
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