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* baby-maker
 
* bell on a pole
# Baby-Maker
* beef whistle
# Banana
* burrito
# Beaver Basher
* bishop
# Bed Snake
* bratwurst
# Beef Whistle
* choad
# Best Friend
* chopper
# Bishop
* cock
# Blue-Vein Sausage
* custard launcher
# Boner
* dagger
# Braciole
* dick
# Bratwurst
* dickie
# Burrito
* ding dong mcdork
# Bush Snake
* dog head
# Candle
* dong
# Captain
* donger
# Chief
* dork
# Choad
* dragon
# Chopper
* eggroll
# Clarinet
* fang
# Cobra
* ferret
# Cock
* fire hose
# Cranny Axe
* fuck rod
# Crevice Crawler
* groin ferret
# Crotch Rocket
* heat-seeking moisture missile
# Crotch Tower
* hose
# Cucumber
* hog
# Cum Gun
* jackhammer
# Custard Launcher
* Jimmy
# Dagger
* John
# Danger noodle
* Johnson
# Dick
* John Thomas (dated)
# Ding Dong
* joystick
# Dingbat
* kickstand
# Dingus
* knob
# Dink
* krull the warrior king
# Dinky
* leaky hose
# Disco Stick
* lingam
# Dong
* little Bob
# Donger
* little Elvis
# Doodad
* lizard (as in "drain the...")
# Dork
* longfellow
# Dragon
* love muscle
# Drum Stick
* luigi
# Dude Piston
* manhood
# Easy Rider
* meat popsicle
# Eggroll
* meat stick
# Excalibur
* meat injection
# Extender
* member
# Fang
* microphone
# Ferret
* middle stump
# Fire Hose
* mushroom head
# Flesh Flute
* mutton
# Flesh Tower
* old boy
# Flesh Sword
* old fellow
# Foto
* old man
# Fuck Rod
* one-eyed snake
# Fuck Stick
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
# Fun Stick
* one-eyed monster
# Giggle Stick
* pecker
# Goober
* peepee (children's term)
# Goofy Goober
* Percy
# Groin Ferret
* peter
# Hairy Hotdog
* piss weasle
# Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
* piston
# Hog
* plug
# Horn
* pork sword
# Hose
* prick
# Hot dog
* princess sophia
# Humperdink
* private eye
# Jackhammer
* private part
# Jimmy
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
# John Thomas (Dated)
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
# Johnson
* rod
# Joystick
* rod of pleasure
# Junk
* roundhead
# Kickstand
* sausage
# King Sebastian
* schlong
# Knob
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
# Krull The Warrior King
* schwanz
# Lance
* schwarz
# Lap Rocket
* shaft
# Leaky Hose
* short arm
# Lingam
* single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
# Lipstick 💄
* skin flute
# Little Alex
* soldier
# Little Bob
* tassle
# Little Elvis
* third leg
# Little Fish
* thumper
# Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
* thunderbird 3
# Longfellow
* todger (Australia, UK)
# Love Muscle
* tonk
# Love Rod
* tool
# Love Stick
* trouser snake
# Love Whistle
* tubesteak
# Luigi
* vein
# Man Meat
* wang
# Manhood
* wang doodle
# Master Sword
* wick
# Meat And Two Veg
* willy (children's term)
# Meat Cylinder
* wing dang doodle
# Meat Popsicle
* yingyang
# Meat Scepter
* yogurt gun
# Meat Stick
* Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
# Meat Sword
== See Also ==
# Member
* [[Vagina Synonyms]]
# Microphone
# Middle Stump
# Netherrod
# Old Boy
# Old Chap
# Old Fellow
# Old Man
# One-Eyed Anaconda
# One-Eyed Monster
# One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
# One-Eyed Willie
# One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
# One-Eyed Wonder Worm
# One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
# Pecker
# Pedro
# Peepee (Children'S Term)
# Percy
# Peter
# Pickle
# Pied Piper
# Pig Skin Bus
# Pink Oboe
# Pink Torpedo
# Piston
# Pole
# Pork Sword
# Prick
# Prince Charming
# Princess Sophia
# Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
# Putz
# Pussy Pounder
# Python
# Quiver Bone
# Rod
# Rod Of Pleasure
# Richard
# Sausage
# Schlong
# Schlort
# Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
# Schnitzel
# Schwanz
# Schwarz
# Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
# Sebastianic Sword
# Serpent
# Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
# Shaft
# Short Arm
# Single Serving Soup Dispenser
# Skin Flute
# Snake
# Snot Stick
# Soldier
# Spawn Hammer
# Spitting Cobra
# Staff
# Stick Shift
# Submarine (In Water)
# Surfboard
# Tallywhacker
# Tent Peg
# Third Leg
# Thumper
# Thunderbird
# Thundersword
# Todger (Australia, Uk)
# Tonka
# Tonsil Tickler
# Tool
# Tobuscus
# Trouser Snake
# Tubesteak
# Twig (& Berries)
# Twinkie
# Vlad The Impaler
# Wand
# Wang
# Wang Doodle
# Wanger
# Wedding Tackle
# Wee Wee
# Whoopie Stick
# Wick
# Wiener
# Wiener Schnitzel
# Willy (Children'S Term)
# Winkie (Children'S Term)
# Womb Broom
# Yogurt Gun
# Yogurt Hose
# $5 Footlong
# Warrior

Latest revision as of 07:33, 17 December 2021

  1. Baby-Maker
  2. Banana
  3. Beaver Basher
  4. Bed Snake
  5. Beef Whistle
  6. Best Friend
  7. Bishop
  8. Blue-Vein Sausage
  9. Boner
  10. Braciole
  11. Bratwurst
  12. Burrito
  13. Bush Snake
  14. Candle
  15. Captain
  16. Chief
  17. Choad
  18. Chopper
  19. Clarinet
  20. Cobra
  21. Cock
  22. Cranny Axe
  23. Crevice Crawler
  24. Crotch Rocket
  25. Crotch Tower
  26. Cucumber
  27. Cum Gun
  28. Custard Launcher
  29. Dagger
  30. Danger noodle
  31. Dick
  32. Ding Dong
  33. Dingbat
  34. Dingus
  35. Dink
  36. Dinky
  37. Disco Stick
  38. Dong
  39. Donger
  40. Doodad
  41. Dork
  42. Dragon
  43. Drum Stick
  44. Dude Piston
  45. Easy Rider
  46. Eggroll
  47. Excalibur
  48. Extender
  49. Fang
  50. Ferret
  51. Fire Hose
  52. Flesh Flute
  53. Flesh Tower
  54. Flesh Sword
  55. Foto
  56. Fuck Rod
  57. Fuck Stick
  58. Fun Stick
  59. Giggle Stick
  60. Goober
  61. Goofy Goober
  62. Groin Ferret
  63. Hairy Hotdog
  64. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  65. Hog
  66. Horn
  67. Hose
  68. Hot dog
  69. Humperdink
  70. Jackhammer
  71. Jimmy
  72. John Thomas (Dated)
  73. Johnson
  74. Joystick
  75. Junk
  76. Kickstand
  77. King Sebastian
  78. Knob
  79. Krull The Warrior King
  80. Lance
  81. Lap Rocket
  82. Leaky Hose
  83. Lingam
  84. Lipstick 💄
  85. Little Alex
  86. Little Bob
  87. Little Elvis
  88. Little Fish
  89. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  90. Longfellow
  91. Love Muscle
  92. Love Rod
  93. Love Stick
  94. Love Whistle
  95. Luigi
  96. Man Meat
  97. Manhood
  98. Master Sword
  99. Meat And Two Veg
  100. Meat Cylinder
  101. Meat Popsicle
  102. Meat Scepter
  103. Meat Stick
  104. Meat Sword
  105. Member
  106. Microphone
  107. Middle Stump
  108. Netherrod
  109. Old Boy
  110. Old Chap
  111. Old Fellow
  112. Old Man
  113. One-Eyed Anaconda
  114. One-Eyed Monster
  115. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
  116. One-Eyed Willie
  117. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  118. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  119. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  120. Pecker
  121. Pedro
  122. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  123. Percy
  124. Peter
  125. Pickle
  126. Pied Piper
  127. Pig Skin Bus
  128. Pink Oboe
  129. Pink Torpedo
  130. Piston
  131. Pole
  132. Pork Sword
  133. Prick
  134. Prince Charming
  135. Princess Sophia
  136. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  137. Putz
  138. Pussy Pounder
  139. Python
  140. Quiver Bone
  141. Rod
  142. Rod Of Pleasure
  143. Richard
  144. Sausage
  145. Schlong
  146. Schlort
  147. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  148. Schnitzel
  149. Schwanz
  150. Schwarz
  151. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  152. Sebastianic Sword
  153. Serpent
  154. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  155. Shaft
  156. Short Arm
  157. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  158. Skin Flute
  159. Snake
  160. Snot Stick
  161. Soldier
  162. Spawn Hammer
  163. Spitting Cobra
  164. Staff
  165. Stick Shift
  166. Submarine (In Water)
  167. Surfboard
  168. Tallywhacker
  169. Tent Peg
  170. Third Leg
  171. Thumper
  172. Thunderbird
  173. Thundersword
  174. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  175. Tonka
  176. Tonsil Tickler
  177. Tool
  178. Tobuscus
  179. Trouser Snake
  180. Tubesteak
  181. Twig (& Berries)
  182. Twinkie
  183. Vlad The Impaler
  184. Wand
  185. Wang
  186. Wang Doodle
  187. Wanger
  188. Wedding Tackle
  189. Wee Wee
  190. Whoopie Stick
  191. Wick
  192. Wiener
  193. Wiener Schnitzel
  194. Willy (Children'S Term)
  195. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  196. Womb Broom
  197. Yogurt Gun
  198. Yogurt Hose
  199. $5 Footlong
  200. Warrior