Penis Synonyms

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. bed snake
5. best friend
6. blue-vein sausage
7. penis sangbo nam rod
8. baby-maker
9. bell on a pole
10. beef whistle
11. boomstick
12. burrito
13. bishop
14. bratwurst
15. braciole
16. candle
17. captain
18. choad
19. chopper
20. cock
21. cranny axe
22. cum gun
23. custard launcher
24. dagger
25. deep-V diver
26. dick
27. dickie
28. ding dong mcdork
29. dingus
30. disco stick
31. dog head
32. drum stick
33. dong
34. donger
35. dork
36. dude piston
37. dragon
38. eggroll
39. Easy Rider
40. Excalibur
41. fang
42. ferret
43. flesh flute
44. flesh tower
45. foto
46. fire hose
47. fuck rod
48. fuck stick
49. fudge sickle
50. fun stick
51. groin ferret
52. giggle stick
53. goofy goober
54. hairy hotdog
55. heat-seeking moisture missile
56. helmet head
57. hose
58. hog
59. jackhammer
60. Jimmy
61. John
62. Johnson
63. John Thomas (dated)
64. joystick
65. kickstand
66. king sebastian
67. knob
68. krull the warrior king
69. lap rocket
70. leaky hose
71. lingam
72. little Alex
73. little Bob
74. little Elvis
75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
76. longfellow
77. love muscle
78. love rod
79. love stick
80. love whistle
81. luigi
82. manhood
83. man umbrella
84. Master Sword
85. meat popsicle
86. meat stick
87. meat sword
88. meat injection
89. member
90. meter long king kong dong
91. microphone
92. middle stump
93. mushroom head
94. mutton
95. netherrod
96. old boy
97. old fellow
98. old man
99. one-eyed anaconda
100. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
101. one-eyed monster
102. one-eyed wonder weasel
103. one-eyed wonder worm
104. one-eyed yogurt slinger
105. pecker
106. Pedro
107. peepee (children's term)
108. Percy
109. peter
110. Pied Piper
111. Pig skin bus
112. pink oboe
113. pink torpedo
114. piss weasle
115. piston
116. plug
117. pnor
118. poinswatter
119. pork sword
120. prick
121. princess sophia
122. private eye
123. private part
124. purple-helmeted warrior of love
125. purple-headed yogurt flinger
126. quiver bone
127. rod
128. rod of pleasure
129. roundhead
130. sausage
131. sebastianic sword
132. schlong
133. schlong dongadoodle
134. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
135. schnitzel
136. schwanz
137. schwarz
138. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
139. shaft
140. short arm
141. single serving soup dispenser
142. skin flute
143. soldier
144. spawn hammer
145. stick shift
146. sub
147. surfboard
148. Tallywhacker
149. Tan Bannana
150. tassle
151. third leg
152. thumper
153. thunderbird 3
154. thundersword
155. tinker
156. todger (Australia, UK)
157. tonk
158. tool
159. trouser snake
160. tubesteak
161. twig (& berries)
162. twinkie
163. uncle dick
164. vein
165. wand
166. wang
167. wang doodle
168. wanger
169. wedding tackle
170. wee wee
171. whoopie stick
172. wiener
173. Wiener Schnitzel
174. wick
175. willy (children's term)
176. wing dang doodle
177. winkie (children's term)
178. yingyang
179. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms