Penis Synonyms

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. bed snake
5. best friend
6. blue-vein sausage
7. penis sangbo nam rod
8. baby-maker
9. bell on a pole
10. beef whistle
11. boomstick
12. burrito
13. bishop
14. bratwurst
15. braciole
16. candle
17. captain
18. choad
19. chopper
20. cock
21. cock opener
22. cranny axe
23. cum gun
24. custard launcher
25. dagger
26. deep-V diver
27. dick
28. dickie
29. ding dong mcdork
30. dingus
31. disco stick
32. dog head
33. drum stick
34. dong
35. donger
36. dork
37. dude piston
38. dragon
39. eggroll
40. Easy Rider
41. Excalibur
42. fang
43. ferret
44. flesh flute
45. flesh tower
46. foto
47. fire hose
48. fuck rod
49. fuck stick
50. fudge sickle
51. fun stick
52. groin ferret
53. giggle stick
54. goofy goober
55. hairy hotdog
56. heat-seeking moisture missile
57. helmet head
58. hose
59. hog
60. jackhammer
61. Jimmy
62. John
63. Johnson
64. John Thomas (dated)
65. joystick
66. kickstand
67. king sebastian
68. knob
69. krull the warrior king
70. lamb kebab
71. lap rocket
72. leaky hose
73. lingam
74. little Alex
75. little Bob
76. little Elvis
77. lizard (as in "drain the...")
78. longfellow
79. love muscle
80. love rod
81. love stick
82. love whistle
83. luigi
84. manhood
85. man umbrella
86. Master Sword
87. meat popsicle
88. meat stick
89. meat sword
90. meat injection
91. member
92. meter long king kong dong
93. microphone
94. middle stump
95. mushroom head
96. mutton
97. netherrod
98. old boy
99. old fellow
100. old man
101. one-eyed anaconda
102. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
103. one-eyed monster
104. one-eyed wonder weasel
105. one-eyed wonder worm
106. one-eyed yogurt slinger
107. pecker
108. Pedro
109. peepee (children's term)
110. Percy
111. peter
112. Pied Piper
113. Pig skin bus
114. pink oboe
115. pink torpedo
116. piss weasle
117. piston
118. plug
119. pnor
120. poinswatter
121. pork sword
122. prick
123. princess sophia
124. private eye
125. private part
126. purple-helmeted warrior of love
127. purple-headed yogurt flinger
128. quiver bone
129. rod
130. rod of pleasure
131. roundhead
132. sausage
133. sebastianic sword
134. schlong
135. schlong dongadoodle
136. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
137. schnitzel
138. schwanz
139. schwarz
140. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
141. shaft
142. short arm
143. single serving soup dispenser
144. skin flute
145. soldier
146. spawn hammer
147. stick shift
148. sub
149. surfboard
150. Tallywhacker
151. Tan Bannana
152. tassle
153. third leg
154. thumper
155. thunderbird 3
156. thundersword
157. tinker
158. todger (Australia, UK)
159. tonk
160. tool
161. trouser snake
162. tubesteak
163. twig (& berries)
164. twinkie
165. uncle dick
166. vein
167. wand
168. wang
169. wang doodle
170. wanger
171. wedding tackle
172. wee wee
173. whoopie stick
174. wiener
175. Wiener Schnitzel
176. wick
177. willy (children's term)
178. wing dang doodle
179. winkie (children's term)
180. yingyang
181. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms