Penis Synonyms

• heat-seeking moisture missle
• baby-maker
• bell on a pole
• bratwurst
• cock
• dick
• dickie
• ding dong mcdork
• dong
• donger
• dork
• dragon
• fang
• ferret
• fire hose
• hose
• Jimmy
• John
• John Thomas (dated)
• joystick
• knob
• leaky hose
• lingam
• little Bob
• little Elvis
• longfellow
• love muscle
• manhood
• meat popsicle
• member
• mushroom head
• mutton
• old boy
• old fellow
• old man
• one-eyed snake
• one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
• one-eyed monster
• pecker
• peepee (children's term)
• Percy
• peter
• piss weasle
• prick
• private part
• purple-helmeted warrior of love
• purple-headed yogurt flinger
• rod
• roundhead
• sausage
• schlong
• schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
• schwanz
• schwarz
• short arm
• skin flute
• tassle
• thumper
• todger (Australia, UK)
• tonk
• tool
• trouser snake
• tubesteak
• wang
• wang dudle
• wick
• willy (children's term)
• yingyang
• yogurt gun