Penis Synonyms

• baby-arm
• beaver basher
• penis sangbo nam rod
• baby-maker
• bell on a pole
• beef whistle
• boomstick
• burrito
• bishop
• bratwurst
• braciole
• candle
• choad
• chopper
• cock
• cranny axe
• cum gun
• custard launcher
• dagger
• deep-V diver
• dick
• dickie
• ding dong mcdork
• disco stick
• dog head
• drum stick
• dong
• donger
• dork
• dude piston
• dragon
• eggroll
• Easy Rider
• Excalibur
• fang
• ferret
• flesh flute
• flesh tower
• foto
• fire hose
• fuck rod
• fudge sickle
• fun stick
• groin ferret
• heat-seeking moisture missile
• hose
• hog
• jackhammer
• Jimmy
• John
• Johnson
• John Thomas (dated)
• joystick
• kickstand
• king sebastian
• knob
• krull the warrior king
• lap rocket
• leaky hose
• lingam
• little Bob
• little Elvis
• lizard (as in "drain the...")
• longfellow
• love muscle
• love rod
• love stick
• luigi
• manhood
• meat popsicle
• meat stick
• meat injection
• member
• meter long king kong dong
• microphone
• middle stump
• mushroom head
• mutton
• netherrod
• old boy
• old fellow
• old man
• one-eyed snake
• one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
• one-eyed monster
• one-eyed wonder weasel
• one-eyed yogurt slinger
• pecker
• Pedro
• peepee (children's term)
• Percy
• peter
• Pied Piper
• Pig skin bus
• pink oboe
• piss weasle
• piston
• plug
• pnor
• poinswatter
• pork sword
• prick
• princess sophia
• private eye
• private part
• purple-helmeted warrior of love
• purple-headed yogurt flinger
• quiver bone
• rod
• rod of pleasure
• roundhead
• sausage
• sebastianic sword
• schlong
• schlong dongadoodle
• schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
• schnitzel
• schwanz
• schwarz
• shaft
• short arm
• single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
• skin flute
• soldier
• spawn hammer
• stick shift
• surfboard
• Tallywhacker
• Tan Bannana
• tassle
• third leg
• thumper
• thunderbird 3
• thundersword
• tinker
• todger (Australia, UK)
• tonk
• tool
• trouser snake
• tubesteak
• twig (& berries)
• twinkie
• vein
• wand
• wang
• wang doodle
• wanger
• wee wee
• whoopie stick
• wiener
• Wiener Schnitzel
• wick
• willy (children's term)
• wing dang doodle
• winkie (children's term)
• yingyang
• yogurt gun
• Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love

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