Penis Synonyms

1. baby-arm
2. beaver basher
3. penis sangbo nam rod
4. baby-maker
5. bell on a pole
6. beef whistle
7. boomstick
8. burrito
9. bishop
10. bratwurst
11. braciole
12. candle
13. choad
14. chopper
15. cock
16. cranny axe
17. cum gun
18. custard launcher
19. dagger
20. deep-V diver
21. dick
22. dickie
23. ding dong mcdork
24. disco stick
25. dog head
26. drum stick
27. dong
28. donger
29. dork
30. dude piston
31. dragon
32. eggroll
33. Easy Rider
34. Excalibur
35. fang
36. ferret
37. flesh flute
38. flesh tower
39. foto
40. fire hose
41. fuck rod
42. fudge sickle
43. fun stick
44. groin ferret
45. heat-seeking moisture missile
46. helmet head
47. hose
48. hog
49. jackhammer
50. Jimmy
51. John
52. Johnson
53. John Thomas (dated)
54. joystick
55. kickstand
56. king sebastian
57. knob
58. krull the warrior king
59. lap rocket
60. leaky hose
61. lingam
62. little Bob
63. little Elvis
64. lizard (as in "drain the...")
65. longfellow
66. love muscle
67. love rod
68. love stick
69. luigi
70. manhood
71. meat popsicle
72. meat stick
73. meat injection
74. member
75. meter long king kong dong
76. microphone
77. middle stump
78. mushroom head
79. mutton
80. netherrod
81. old boy
82. old fellow
83. old man
84. one-eyed anaconda
85. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
86. one-eyed monster
87. one-eyed wonder weasel
88. one-eyed yogurt slinger
89. pecker
90. Pedro
91. peepee (children's term)
92. Percy
93. peter
94. Pied Piper
95. Pig skin bus
96. pink oboe
97. pink torpedo
98. piss weasle
99. piston
100. plug
101. pnor
102. poinswatter
103. pork sword
104. prick
105. princess sophia
106. private eye
107. private part
108. purple-helmeted warrior of love
109. purple-headed yogurt flinger
110. quiver bone
111. rod
112. rod of pleasure
113. roundhead
114. sausage
115. sebastianic sword
116. schlong
117. schlong dongadoodle
118. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
119. schnitzel
120. schwanz
121. schwarz
122. shaft
123. short arm
124. skin flute
125. soldier
126. spawn hammer
127. stick shift
128. surfboard
129. Tallywhacker
130. Tan Bannana
131. tassle
132. third leg
133. thumper
134. thunderbird 3
135. thundersword
136. tinker
137. todger (Australia, UK)
138. tonk
139. tool
140. trouser snake
141. tubesteak
142. twig (& berries)
143. twinkie
144. vein
145. wand
146. wang
147. wang doodle
148. wanger
149. wee wee
150. whoopie stick
151. wiener
152. Wiener Schnitzel
153. wick
154. willy (children's term)
155. wing dang doodle
156. winkie (children's term)
157. yingyang
158. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms