Penis Synonyms

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. penis sangbo nam rod
5. baby-maker
6. bell on a pole
7. beef whistle
8. boomstick
9. burrito
10. bishop
11. bratwurst
12. braciole
13. candle
14. choad
15. chopper
16. cock
17. cranny axe
18. cum gun
19. custard launcher
20. dagger
21. deep-V diver
22. dick
23. dickie
24. ding dong mcdork
25. dingus
26. disco stick
27. dog head
28. drum stick
29. dong
30. donger
31. dork
32. dude piston
33. dragon
34. eggroll
35. Easy Rider
36. Excalibur
37. fang
38. ferret
39. flesh flute
40. flesh tower
41. foto
42. fire hose
43. fuck rod
44. fudge sickle
45. fun stick
46. groin ferret
47. giggle stick
48. hairy hotdog
49. heat-seeking moisture missile
50. helmet head
51. hose
52. hog
53. jackhammer
54. Jimmy
55. John
56. Johnson
57. John Thomas (dated)
58. joystick
59. kickstand
60. king sebastian
61. knob
62. krull the warrior king
63. lap rocket
64. leaky hose
65. lingam
66. little Bob
67. little Elvis
68. lizard (as in "drain the...")
69. longfellow
70. love muscle
71. love rod
72. love stick
73. love whistle
74. luigi
75. manhood
76. man umbrella
77. meat popsicle
78. meat stick
79. meat sword
80. meat injection
81. member
82. meter long king kong dong
83. microphone
84. middle stump
85. mushroom head
86. mutton
87. netherrod
88. old boy
89. old fellow
90. old man
91. one-eyed anaconda
92. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
93. one-eyed monster
94. one-eyed wonder weasel
95. one-eyed yogurt slinger
96. pecker
97. Pedro
98. peepee (children's term)
99. Percy
100. peter
101. Pied Piper
102. Pig skin bus
103. pink oboe
104. pink torpedo
105. piss weasle
106. piston
107. plug
108. pnor
109. poinswatter
110. pork sword
111. prick
112. princess sophia
113. private eye
114. private part
115. purple-helmeted warrior of love
116. purple-headed yogurt flinger
117. quiver bone
118. rod
119. rod of pleasure
120. roundhead
121. sausage
122. sebastianic sword
123. schlong
124. schlong dongadoodle
125. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
126. schnitzel
127. schwanz
128. schwarz
129. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
130. shaft
131. short arm
132. skin flute
133. soldier
134. spawn hammer
135. stick shift
136. sub
137. surfboard
138. Tallywhacker
139. Tan Bannana
140. tassle
141. third leg
142. thumper
143. thunderbird 3
144. thundersword
145. tinker
146. todger (Australia, UK)
147. tonk
148. tool
149. trouser snake
150. tubesteak
151. twig (& berries)
152. twinkie
153. uncle dick
154. vein
155. wand
156. wang
157. wang doodle
158. wanger
159. wee wee
160. whoopie stick
161. wiener
162. Wiener Schnitzel
163. wick
164. willy (children's term)
165. wing dang doodle
166. winkie (children's term)
167. yingyang
168. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms