Penis Synonyms
Revision as of 16:24, 10 April 2009 by 70.237.209.211 (talk)
- baby-maker
- bell on a pole
- beef whistle
- burrito
- bishop
- bratwurst
- choad
- chopper
- cock
- custard launcher
- dagger
- dick
- dickie
- ding dong mcdork
- dog head
- dong
- donger
- dork
- dragon
- eggroll
- fang
- ferret
- fire hose
- fuck rod
- groin ferret
- heat-seeking moisture missile
- hose
- hog
- jackhammer
- Jimmy
- John
- Johnson
- John Thomas (dated)
- joystick
- kickstand
- knob
- krull the warrior king
- leaky hose
- lingam
- little Bob
- little Elvis
- lizard (as in "drain the...")
- longfellow
- love muscle
- luigi
- manhood
- meat popsicle
- meat stick
- meat injection
- member
- microphone
- middle stump
- mushroom head
- mutton
- old boy
- old fellow
- old man
- one-eyed snake
- one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
- one-eyed monster
- pecker
- peepee (children's term)
- Percy
- peter
- piss weasle
- piston
- plug
- pork sword
- prick
- princess sophia
- private eye
- private part
- purple-helmeted warrior of love
- purple-headed yogurt flinger
- rod
- rod of pleasure
- roundhead
- sausage
- schlong
- schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
- schwanz
- schwarz
- shaft
- short arm
- single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
- skin flute
- soldier
- tassle
- third leg
- thumper
- thunderbird 3
- todger (Australia, UK)
- tonk
- tool
- trouser snake
- tubesteak
- vein
- wang
- wang doodle
- wick
- willy (children's term)
- wing dang doodle
- yingyang
- yogurt gun