Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. penis sangbo nam rod
  5. baby-maker
  6. bell on a pole
  7. beef whistle
  8. boomstick
  9. burrito
  10. bishop
  11. bratwurst
  12. braciole
  13. candle
  14. choad
  15. chopper
  16. cock
  17. cranny axe
  18. cum gun
  19. custard launcher
  20. dagger
  21. deep-V diver
  22. dick
  23. dickie
  24. ding dong mcdork
  25. dingus
  26. disco stick
  27. dog head
  28. drum stick
  29. dong
  30. donger
  31. dork
  32. dude piston
  33. dragon
  34. eggroll
  35. Easy Rider
  36. Excalibur
  37. fang
  38. ferret
  39. flesh flute
  40. flesh tower
  41. foto
  42. fire hose
  43. fuck rod
  44. fudge sickle
  45. fun stick
  46. groin ferret
  47. giggle stick
  48. hairy hotdog
  49. heat-seeking moisture missile
  50. helmet head
  51. hose
  52. hog
  53. jackhammer
  54. Jimmy
  55. John
  56. Johnson
  57. John Thomas (dated)
  58. joystick
  59. kickstand
  60. king sebastian
  61. knob
  62. krull the warrior king
  63. lap rocket
  64. leaky hose
  65. lingam
  66. little Alex
  67. little Bob
  68. little Elvis
  69. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  70. longfellow
  71. love muscle
  72. love rod
  73. love stick
  74. love whistle
  75. luigi
  76. manhood
  77. man umbrella
  78. meat popsicle
  79. meat stick
  80. meat sword
  81. meat injection
  82. member
  83. meter long king kong dong
  84. microphone
  85. middle stump
  86. mushroom head
  87. mutton
  88. netherrod
  89. old boy
  90. old fellow
  91. old man
  92. one-eyed anaconda
  93. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  94. one-eyed monster
  95. one-eyed wonder weasel
  96. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  97. pecker
  98. Pedro
  99. peepee (children's term)
  100. Percy
  101. peter
  102. Pied Piper
  103. Pig skin bus
  104. pink oboe
  105. pink torpedo
  106. piss weasle
  107. piston
  108. plug
  109. pnor
  110. poinswatter
  111. pork sword
  112. prick
  113. princess sophia
  114. private eye
  115. private part
  116. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  117. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  118. quiver bone
  119. rod
  120. rod of pleasure
  121. roundhead
  122. sausage
  123. sebastianic sword
  124. schlong
  125. schlong dongadoodle
  126. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  127. schnitzel
  128. schwanz
  129. schwarz
  130. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  131. shaft
  132. short arm
  133. skin flute
  134. soldier
  135. spawn hammer
  136. stick shift
  137. sub
  138. surfboard
  139. Tallywhacker
  140. Tan Bannana
  141. tassle
  142. third leg
  143. thumper
  144. thunderbird 3
  145. thundersword
  146. tinker
  147. todger (Australia, UK)
  148. tonk
  149. tool
  150. trouser snake
  151. tubesteak
  152. twig (& berries)
  153. twinkie
  154. uncle dick
  155. vein
  156. wand
  157. wang
  158. wang doodle
  159. wanger
  160. wee wee
  161. whoopie stick
  162. wiener
  163. Wiener Schnitzel
  164. wick
  165. willy (children's term)
  166. wing dang doodle
  167. winkie (children's term)
  168. yingyang
  169. yogurt gun

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