Penis Synonyms

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  1. Ankle Spanker
  2. Baby-Arm
  3. Baby-Maker
  4. Beaver Basher
  5. Bed Snake
  6. Beef Whistle
  7. Best Friend
  8. Bishop
  9. Bits
  10. Blue-Vein Sausage
  11. Boner
  12. Braciole
  13. Bratwurst
  14. Burrito
  15. Candle
  16. Captain
  17. Choad
  18. Chopper
  19. Clarinet
  20. Cock
  21. Cranny Axe
  22. Cum Gun
  23. Custard Launcher
  24. Dagger
  25. Danger noodle
  26. Dick
  27. Ding Dong
  28. Dingus
  29. Dink
  30. Dinkie
  31. Dinky
  32. Disco Stick
  33. Dog Head
  34. Dong
  35. Donger
  36. Dork
  37. Dragon
  38. Drum Stick
  39. Dude Piston
  40. Easy Rider
  41. Eggroll
  42. Excalibur
  43. Fang
  44. Ferret
  45. Fire Hose
  46. Flesh Flute
  47. Flesh Tower
  48. Foto
  49. Fuck Rod
  50. Fuck Stick
  51. Fudge Sickle
  52. Fun Stick
  53. Giggle Stick
  54. Goober
  55. Goofy Goober
  56. Groin Ferret
  57. Hairy Hotdog
  58. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  59. Helmet Head
  60. Hog
  61. Hose
  62. Humperdink
  63. Jackhammer
  64. Jimmy
  65. John
  66. John Thomas (Dated)
  67. Johnson
  68. Joystick
  69. Kickstand
  70. King Sebastian
  71. Knob
  72. Krull The Warrior King
  73. Lamb Kebab
  74. Lap Rocket
  75. Leaky Hose
  76. Lingam
  77. Little Alex
  78. Little Bob
  79. Little Elvis
  80. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  81. Longfellow
  82. Love Muscle
  83. Love Rod
  84. Love Stick
  85. Love Whistle
  86. Luigi
  87. Man Umbrella
  88. Manhood
  89. Master Sword
  90. Meat And Two Veg
  91. Meat Injection
  92. Meat Popsicle
  93. Meat Stick
  94. Meat Sword
  95. Member
  96. Microphone
  97. Middle Stump
  98. Mutton
  99. Netherrod
  100. Old Boy
  101. Old Chap
  102. Old Fellow
  103. Old Man
  104. One-Eyed Anaconda
  105. One-Eyed Monster
  106. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
  107. One-Eyed Willie
  108. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  109. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  110. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  111. Pecker
  112. Pedro
  113. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  114. Percy
  115. Peter
  116. Pied Piper
  117. Pickle
  118. Pig Skin Bus
  119. Pink Oboe
  120. Pink Torpedo
  121. Piss Weasle
  122. Piston
  123. Pitched Tent
  124. Plug
  125. Pocket Rocket
  126. Pork Sword
  127. Prick
  128. Princess Sophia
  129. Private Eye
  130. Private Part
  131. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  132. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
  133. Quiver Bone
  134. Rod
  135. Rod Of Pleasure
  136. Sausage
  137. Schlong
  138. Schlort
  139. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  140. Schnitzel
  141. Schwanz
  142. Schwarz
  143. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  144. Sebastianic Sword
  145. Shaft
  146. Short Arm
  147. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  148. Skin Flute
  149. Soldier
  150. Spawn Hammer
  151. Stick Shift
  152. Sub
  153. Surfboard
  154. Tallywhacker
  155. Tassle
  156. Third Leg
  157. Thumper
  158. Thunderbird
  159. Thundersword
  160. Tinker
  161. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  162. Tonka
  163. Tool
  164. Trouser Snake
  165. Tubesteak
  166. Twig (& Berries)
  167. Twinkie
  168. Uncle Dick
  169. Vein
  170. Wand
  171. Wang
  172. Wang Doodle
  173. Wanger
  174. Wedding Tackle
  175. Wee Wee
  176. Whoopie Stick
  177. Wick
  178. Wiener
  179. Wiener Schnitzel
  180. Willy (Children'S Term)
  181. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  182. Yogurt Gun
  183. Yogurt Hose
  184. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  185. Man Meat
  186. Hotdogger
  187. $5 Footlong
  188. Lipstick 💄

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