Penis Synonyms

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  1. baby-arm
  2. beaver basher
  3. penis sangbo nam rod
  4. baby-maker
  5. bell on a pole
  6. beef whistle
  7. boomstick
  8. burrito
  9. bishop
  10. bratwurst
  11. braciole
  12. candle
  13. choad
  14. chopper
  15. cock
  16. cranny axe
  17. cum gun
  18. custard launcher
  19. dagger
  20. deep-V diver
  21. dick
  22. dickie
  23. ding dong mcdork
  24. disco stick
  25. dog head
  26. drum stick
  27. dong
  28. donger
  29. dork
  30. dude piston
  31. dragon
  32. eggroll
  33. Easy Rider
  34. Excalibur
  35. fang
  36. ferret
  37. flesh flute
  38. flesh tower
  39. foto
  40. fire hose
  41. fuck rod
  42. fudge sickle
  43. fun stick
  44. groin ferret
  45. heat-seeking moisture missile
  46. helmet head
  47. hose
  48. hog
  49. jackhammer
  50. Jimmy
  51. John
  52. Johnson
  53. John Thomas (dated)
  54. joystick
  55. kickstand
  56. king sebastian
  57. knob
  58. krull the warrior king
  59. lap rocket
  60. leaky hose
  61. lingam
  62. little Bob
  63. little Elvis
  64. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  65. longfellow
  66. love muscle
  67. love rod
  68. love stick
  69. luigi
  70. manhood
  71. meat popsicle
  72. meat stick
  73. meat injection
  74. member
  75. meter long king kong dong
  76. microphone
  77. middle stump
  78. mushroom head
  79. mutton
  80. netherrod
  81. old boy
  82. old fellow
  83. old man
  84. one-eyed snake
  85. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  86. one-eyed monster
  87. one-eyed wonder weasel
  88. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  89. pecker
  90. Pedro
  91. peepee (children's term)
  92. Percy
  93. peter
  94. Pied Piper
  95. Pig skin bus
  96. pink oboe
  97. piss weasle
  98. piston
  99. plug
  100. pnor
  101. poinswatter
  102. pork sword
  103. prick
  104. princess sophia
  105. private eye
  106. private part
  107. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  108. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  109. quiver bone
  110. rod
  111. rod of pleasure
  112. roundhead
  113. sausage
  114. sebastianic sword
  115. schlong
  116. schlong dongadoodle
  117. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  118. schnitzel
  119. schwanz
  120. schwarz
  121. shaft
  122. short arm
  123. skin flute
  124. soldier
  125. spawn hammer
  126. stick shift
  127. surfboard
  128. Tallywhacker
  129. Tan Bannana
  130. tassle
  131. third leg
  132. thumper
  133. thunderbird 3
  134. thundersword
  135. tinker
  136. todger (Australia, UK)
  137. tonk
  138. tool
  139. trouser snake
  140. tubesteak
  141. twig (& berries)
  142. twinkie
  143. vein
  144. wand
  145. wang
  146. wang doodle
  147. wanger
  148. wee wee
  149. whoopie stick
  150. wiener
  151. Wiener Schnitzel
  152. wick
  153. willy (children's term)
  154. wing dang doodle
  155. winkie (children's term)
  156. yingyang
  157. yogurt gun

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