Penis Synonyms

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  1. baby-arm
  2. beaver basher
  3. penis sangbo nam rod
  4. baby-maker
  5. bell on a pole
  6. beef whistle
  7. boomstick
  8. burrito
  9. bishop
  10. bratwurst
  11. braciole
  12. candle
  13. choad
  14. chopper
  15. cock
  16. cranny axe
  17. cum gun
  18. custard launcher
  19. dagger
  20. deep-V diver
  21. dick
  22. dickie
  23. ding dong mcdork
  24. disco stick
  25. dog head
  26. drum stick
  27. dong
  28. donger
  29. dork
  30. dude piston
  31. dragon
  32. eggroll
  33. Easy Rider
  34. Excalibur
  35. fang
  36. ferret
  37. flesh flute
  38. flesh tower
  39. foto
  40. fire hose
  41. fuck rod
  42. fudge sickle
  43. fun stick
  44. groin ferret
  45. heat-seeking moisture missile
  46. helmet head
  47. hose
  48. hog
  49. jackhammer
  50. Jimmy
  51. John
  52. Johnson
  53. John Thomas (dated)
  54. joystick
  55. kickstand
  56. king sebastian
  57. knob
  58. krull the warrior king
  59. lap rocket
  60. leaky hose
  61. lingam
  62. little Bob
  63. little Elvis
  64. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  65. longfellow
  66. love muscle
  67. love rod
  68. love stick
  69. luigi
  70. manhood
  71. Matej Sochor
  72. meat popsicle
  73. meat stick
  74. meat injection
  75. member
  76. meter long king kong dong
  77. microphone
  78. middle stump
  79. mushroom head
  80. mutton
  81. netherrod
  82. old boy
  83. old fellow
  84. old man
  85. one-eyed anaconda
  86. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  87. one-eyed monster
  88. one-eyed wonder weasel
  89. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  90. pecker
  91. Pedro
  92. peepee (children's term)
  93. Percy
  94. peter
  95. Pied Piper
  96. Pig skin bus
  97. pink oboe
  98. pink torpedo
  99. piss weasle
  100. piston
  101. plug
  102. pnor
  103. poinswatter
  104. pork sword
  105. prick
  106. princess sophia
  107. private eye
  108. private part
  109. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  110. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  111. quiver bone
  112. rod
  113. rod of pleasure
  114. roundhead
  115. sausage
  116. sebastianic sword
  117. schlong
  118. schlong dongadoodle
  119. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  120. schnitzel
  121. schwanz
  122. schwarz
  123. shaft
  124. short arm
  125. skin flute
  126. soldier
  127. spawn hammer
  128. stick shift
  129. surfboard
  130. Tallywhacker
  131. Tan Bannana
  132. tassle
  133. third leg
  134. thumper
  135. thunderbird 3
  136. thundersword
  137. tinker
  138. todger (Australia, UK)
  139. tonk
  140. tool
  141. trouser snake
  142. tubesteak
  143. twig (& berries)
  144. twinkie
  145. vein
  146. wand
  147. wang
  148. wang doodle
  149. wanger
  150. wee wee
  151. whoopie stick
  152. wiener
  153. Wiener Schnitzel
  154. wick
  155. willy (children's term)
  156. wing dang doodle
  157. winkie (children's term)
  158. yingyang
  159. yogurt gun

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