Penis Synonyms

1. baby-arm
2. beaver basher
3. penis sangbo nam rod
4. baby-maker
5. bell on a pole
6. beef whistle
7. boomstick
8. burrito
9. bishop
10. bratwurst
11. braciole
12. candle
13. choad
14. chopper
15. cock
16. cranny axe
17. cum gun
18. custard launcher
19. dagger
20. deep-V diver
21. dick
22. dickie
23. ding dong mcdork
24. disco stick
25. dog head
26. drum stick
27. dong
28. donger
29. dork
30. dude piston
31. dragon
32. eggroll
33. Easy Rider
34. Excalibur
35. fang
36. ferret
37. flesh flute
38. flesh tower
39. foto
40. fire hose
41. fuck rod
42. fudge sickle
43. fun stick
44. groin ferret
45. heat-seeking moisture missile
46. helmet head
47. hose
48. hog
49. jackhammer
50. Jimmy
51. John
52. Johnson
53. John Thomas (dated)
54. joystick
55. kickstand
56. king sebastian
57. knob
58. krull the warrior king
59. lap rocket
60. leaky hose
61. lingam
62. little Bob
63. little Elvis
64. lizard (as in "drain the...")
65. longfellow
66. love muscle
67. love rod
68. love stick
69. luigi
70. manhood
71. meat popsicle
72. meat stick
73. meat sword
74. meat injection
75. member
76. meter long king kong dong
77. microphone
78. middle stump
79. mushroom head
80. mutton
81. netherrod
82. old boy
83. old fellow
84. old man
85. one-eyed anaconda
86. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
87. one-eyed monster
88. one-eyed wonder weasel
89. one-eyed yogurt slinger
90. pecker
91. Pedro
92. peepee (children's term)
93. Percy
94. peter
95. Pied Piper
96. Pig skin bus
97. pink oboe
98. pink torpedo
99. piss weasle
100. piston
101. plug
102. pnor
103. poinswatter
104. pork sword
105. prick
106. princess sophia
107. private eye
108. private part
109. purple-helmeted warrior of love
110. purple-headed yogurt flinger
111. quiver bone
112. rod
113. rod of pleasure
114. roundhead
115. sausage
116. sebastianic sword
117. schlong
118. schlong dongadoodle
119. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
120. schnitzel
121. schwanz
122. schwarz
123. shaft
124. short arm
125. skin flute
126. soldier
127. spawn hammer
128. stick shift
129. surfboard
130. Tallywhacker
131. Tan Bannana
132. tassle
133. third leg
134. thumper
135. thunderbird 3
136. thundersword
137. tinker
138. todger (Australia, UK)
139. tonk
140. tool
141. trouser snake
142. tubesteak
143. twig (& berries)
144. twinkie
145. vein
146. wand
147. wang
148. wang doodle
149. wanger
150. wee wee
151. whoopie stick
152. wiener
153. Wiener Schnitzel
154. wick
155. willy (children's term)
156. wing dang doodle
157. winkie (children's term)
158. yingyang
159. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms