Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. penis sangbo nam rod
  5. baby-maker
  6. bell on a pole
  7. beef whistle
  8. boomstick
  9. burrito
  10. bishop
  11. bratwurst
  12. braciole
  13. candle
  14. choad
  15. chopper
  16. cock
  17. cranny axe
  18. cum gun
  19. custard launcher
  20. dagger
  21. deep-V diver
  22. dick
  23. dickie
  24. ding dong mcdork
  25. dingus
  26. disco stick
  27. dog head
  28. drum stick
  29. dong
  30. donger
  31. dork
  32. dude piston
  33. dragon
  34. eggroll
  35. Easy Rider
  36. Excalibur
  37. fang
  38. ferret
  39. flesh flute
  40. flesh tower
  41. foto
  42. fire hose
  43. fuck rod
  44. fudge sickle
  45. fun stick
  46. groin ferret
  47. giggle stick
  48. hairy hotdog
  49. heat-seeking moisture missile
  50. helmet head
  51. hose
  52. hog
  53. jackhammer
  54. Jimmy
  55. John
  56. Johnson
  57. John Thomas (dated)
  58. joystick
  59. kickstand
  60. king sebastian
  61. knob
  62. krull the warrior king
  63. lap rocket
  64. leaky hose
  65. lingam
  66. little Bob
  67. little Elvis
  68. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  69. longfellow
  70. love muscle
  71. love rod
  72. love stick
  73. love whistle
  74. luigi
  75. manhood
  76. man umbrella
  77. meat popsicle
  78. meat stick
  79. meat sword
  80. meat injection
  81. member
  82. meter long king kong dong
  83. microphone
  84. middle stump
  85. mushroom head
  86. mutton
  87. netherrod
  88. old boy
  89. old fellow
  90. old man
  91. one-eyed anaconda
  92. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  93. one-eyed monster
  94. one-eyed wonder weasel
  95. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  96. pecker
  97. Pedro
  98. peepee (children's term)
  99. Percy
  100. peter
  101. Pied Piper
  102. Pig skin bus
  103. pink oboe
  104. pink torpedo
  105. piss weasle
  106. piston
  107. plug
  108. pnor
  109. poinswatter
  110. pork sword
  111. prick
  112. princess sophia
  113. private eye
  114. private part
  115. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  116. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  117. quiver bone
  118. rod
  119. rod of pleasure
  120. roundhead
  121. sausage
  122. sebastianic sword
  123. schlong
  124. schlong dongadoodle
  125. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  126. schnitzel
  127. schwanz
  128. schwarz
  129. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  130. shaft
  131. short arm
  132. skin flute
  133. soldier
  134. spawn hammer
  135. stick shift
  136. surfboard
  137. Tallywhacker
  138. Tan Bannana
  139. tassle
  140. third leg
  141. thumper
  142. thunderbird 3
  143. thundersword
  144. tinker
  145. todger (Australia, UK)
  146. tonk
  147. tool
  148. trouser snake
  149. tubesteak
  150. twig (& berries)
  151. twinkie
  152. uncle dick
  153. vein
  154. wand
  155. wang
  156. wang doodle
  157. wanger
  158. wee wee
  159. whoopie stick
  160. wiener
  161. Wiener Schnitzel
  162. wick
  163. willy (children's term)
  164. wing dang doodle
  165. winkie (children's term)
  166. yingyang
  167. yogurt gun

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