Penis Synonyms

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  1. Baby-Maker
  2. Beaver Basher
  3. Bed Snake
  4. Beef Whistle
  5. Best Friend
  6. Bishop
  7. Blue-Vein Sausage
  8. Boner
  9. Braciole
  10. Bratwurst
  11. Burrito
  12. Candle
  13. Captain
  14. Chief
  15. Choad
  16. Chopper
  17. Clarinet
  18. Cock
  19. Cod
  20. Cracksman
  21. Cranny Axe
  22. Crevice Crawler
  23. Cucumber
  24. Cum Gun
  25. Custard Launcher
  26. Dagger
  27. Danger noodle
  28. Dick
  29. Ding Dong
  30. Dingbat
  31. Dingus
  32. Dink
  33. Dinky
  34. Disco Stick
  35. Dong
  36. Donger
  37. Doodad
  38. Dooger
  39. Dork
  40. Dragon
  41. Drum Stick
  42. Dude Piston
  43. Easy Rider
  44. Eggroll
  45. Excalibur
  46. Fang
  47. Ferret
  48. Fire Hose
  49. Flesh Flute
  50. Flesh Tower
  51. Flesh Sword
  52. Foto
  53. Fuck Rod
  54. Fuck Stick
  55. Fun Stick
  56. Giggle Stick
  57. Goober
  58. Goofy Goober
  59. Groin Ferret
  60. Hairy Hotdog
  61. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
  62. Helmet Head
  63. Hog
  64. Horn
  65. Hose
  66. Hot dog
  67. Hotdogger
  68. Humperdink
  69. Jackhammer
  70. Jimmy
  71. John Thomas (Dated)
  72. Johnson
  73. Joystick
  74. Junk
  75. Kickstand
  76. King Sebastian
  77. Knob
  78. Krull The Warrior King
  79. Lamb Kebab
  80. Lap Rocket
  81. Leaky Hose
  82. Leather-Stretcher
  83. Lingam
  84. Lipstick 💄
  85. Little Alex
  86. Little Bob
  87. Little Elvis
  88. Little Fish
  89. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
  90. Longfellow
  91. Love Muscle
  92. Love Rod
  93. Love Stick
  94. Love Whistle
  95. Luigi
  96. Man Meat
  97. Man Umbrella
  98. Manhood
  99. Master Sword
  100. Meat And Two Veg
  101. Meat Popsicle
  102. Meat Stick
  103. Meat Sword
  104. Member
  105. Microphone
  106. Middle Stump
  107. Milkman
  108. Millimetre Peter
  109. Mutton
  110. Netherrod
  111. Old Boy
  112. Old Chap
  113. Old Fellow
  114. Old Man
  115. One-Eyed Anaconda
  116. One-Eyed Monster
  117. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
  118. One-Eyed Willie
  119. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  120. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  121. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
  122. Pecker
  123. Pedro
  124. Peepee (Children'S Term)
  125. Percy
  126. Peter
  127. Pickle
  128. Pied Piper
  129. Pig Skin Bus
  130. Pink Oboe
  131. Pink Torpedo
  132. Piss Weasle
  133. Piston
  134. Pitched Tent
  135. Plug
  136. Pocket Rocket
  137. Pork Sword
  138. Prick
  139. Prince Charming
  140. Princess Sophia
  141. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
  142. Putz
  143. Python
  144. Quiver Bone
  145. Rod
  146. Rod Of Pleasure
  147. Sausage
  148. Schlong
  149. Schlort
  150. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
  151. Schnitzel
  152. Schwanz
  153. Schwarz
  154. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
  155. Sebastianic Sword
  156. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
  157. Shaft
  158. Short Arm
  159. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
  160. Skin Flute
  161. Snake
  162. Soldier
  163. Spawn Hammer
  164. Stick Shift
  165. Surfboard
  166. Tallywhacker
  167. Tent Peg
  168. Third Leg
  169. Thumper
  170. Thunderbird
  171. Thundersword
  172. Tinker
  173. Tiny
  174. Todger (Australia, Uk)
  175. Tonka
  176. Tonsil Tickler
  177. Tool
  178. Trouser Snake
  179. Tubesteak
  180. Twig (& Berries)
  181. Twinkie
  182. Uncle Dick
  183. Unit
  184. Vein
  185. Vlad The Impaler
  186. Wand
  187. Wang
  188. Wang Doodle
  189. Wanger
  190. Wedding Tackle
  191. Wee Wee
  192. Whoopie Stick
  193. Wick
  194. Wiener
  195. Wiener Schnitzel
  196. Willy (Children'S Term)
  197. Winkie (Children'S Term)
  198. Womb Broom
  199. Woody Womb Pecker
  200. Worm
  201. Yogurt Gun
  202. Yogurt Hose
  203. $5 Footlong