Penis Synonyms
Revision as of 12:10, 4 May 2019 by 68.34.226.239 (talk)
- Baby-Maker
- Beaver Basher
- Bed Snake
- Beef Whistle
- Best Friend
- Bishop
- Blue-Vein Sausage
- Boner
- Braciole
- Bratwurst
- Burrito
- Candle
- Captain
- Chief
- Choad
- Chopper
- Clarinet
- Cock
- Cod
- Cracksman
- Cranny Axe
- Crevice Crawler
- Cucumber
- Cum Gun
- Custard Launcher
- Dagger
- Danger noodle
- Dick
- Ding Dong
- Dingbat
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dinky
- Disco Stick
- Dong
- Donger
- Doodad
- Dooger
- Dork
- Dragon
- Drum Stick
- Dude Piston
- Easy Rider
- Eggroll
- Excalibur
- Fang
- Ferret
- Fire Hose
- Flesh Flute
- Flesh Tower
- Flesh Sword
- Foto
- Fuck Rod
- Fuck Stick
- Fun Stick
- Giggle Stick
- Goober
- Goofy Goober
- Groin Ferret
- Hairy Hotdog
- Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
- Helmet Head
- Hog
- Horn
- Hose
- Hot dog
- Hotdogger
- Humperdink
- Jackhammer
- Jimmy
- John Thomas (Dated)
- Johnson
- Joystick
- Junk
- Kickstand
- King Sebastian
- Knob
- Krull The Warrior King
- Lamb Kebab
- Lap Rocket
- Leaky Hose
- Leather-Stretcher
- Lingam
- Lipstick 💄
- Little Alex
- Little Bob
- Little Elvis
- Little Fish
- Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
- Longfellow
- Love Muscle
- Love Rod
- Love Stick
- Love Whistle
- Luigi
- Man Meat
- Man Umbrella
- Manhood
- Master Sword
- Meat And Two Veg
- Meat Popsicle
- Meat Stick
- Meat Sword
- Member
- Microphone
- Middle Stump
- Milkman
- Millimetre Peter
- Mutton
- Netherrod
- Old Boy
- Old Chap
- Old Fellow
- Old Man
- One-Eyed Anaconda
- One-Eyed Monster
- One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
- One-Eyed Willie
- One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
- One-Eyed Wonder Worm
- One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
- Pecker
- Pedro
- Peepee (Children'S Term)
- Percy
- Peter
- Pickle
- Pied Piper
- Pig Skin Bus
- Pink Oboe
- Pink Torpedo
- Piss Weasle
- Piston
- Pitched Tent
- Plug
- Pocket Rocket
- Pork Sword
- Prick
- Prince Charming
- Princess Sophia
- Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
- Putz
- Python
- Quiver Bone
- Rod
- Rod Of Pleasure
- Sausage
- Schlong
- Schlort
- Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
- Schnitzel
- Schwanz
- Schwarz
- Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
- Sebastianic Sword
- Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
- Shaft
- Short Arm
- Single Serving Soup Dispenser
- Skin Flute
- Snake
- Soldier
- Spawn Hammer
- Stick Shift
- Surfboard
- Tallywhacker
- Tent Peg
- Third Leg
- Thumper
- Thunderbird
- Thundersword
- Tinker
- Tiny
- Todger (Australia, Uk)
- Tonka
- Tonsil Tickler
- Tool
- Trouser Snake
- Tubesteak
- Twig (& Berries)
- Twinkie
- Uncle Dick
- Unit
- Vein
- Vlad The Impaler
- Wand
- Wang
- Wang Doodle
- Wanger
- Wedding Tackle
- Wee Wee
- Whoopie Stick
- Wick
- Wiener
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Willy (Children'S Term)
- Winkie (Children'S Term)
- Womb Broom
- Woody Womb Pecker
- Worm
- Yogurt Gun
- Yogurt Hose
- $5 Footlong