Penis Synonyms

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  1. ankle spanker
  2. baby-arm
  3. beaver basher
  4. penis sangbo nam rod
  5. baby-maker
  6. bell on a pole
  7. beef whistle
  8. boomstick
  9. burrito
  10. bishop
  11. bratwurst
  12. braciole
  13. candle
  14. captain
  15. choad
  16. chopper
  17. cock
  18. cranny axe
  19. cum gun
  20. custard launcher
  21. dagger
  22. deep-V diver
  23. dick
  24. dickie
  25. ding dong mcdork
  26. dingus
  27. disco stick
  28. dog head
  29. drum stick
  30. dong
  31. donger
  32. dork
  33. dude piston
  34. dragon
  35. eggroll
  36. Easy Rider
  37. Excalibur
  38. fang
  39. ferret
  40. flesh flute
  41. flesh tower
  42. foto
  43. fire hose
  44. fuck rod
  45. fudge sickle
  46. fun stick
  47. groin ferret
  48. giggle stick
  49. goofy goober
  50. hairy hotdog
  51. heat-seeking moisture missile
  52. helmet head
  53. hose
  54. hog
  55. jackhammer
  56. Jimmy
  57. John
  58. Johnson
  59. John Thomas (dated)
  60. joystick
  61. kickstand
  62. king sebastian
  63. knob
  64. krull the warrior king
  65. lap rocket
  66. leaky hose
  67. lingam
  68. little Alex
  69. little Bob
  70. little Elvis
  71. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  72. longfellow
  73. love muscle
  74. love rod
  75. love stick
  76. love whistle
  77. luigi
  78. manhood
  79. man umbrella
  80. meat popsicle
  81. meat stick
  82. meat sword
  83. meat injection
  84. member
  85. meter long king kong dong
  86. microphone
  87. middle stump
  88. mushroom head
  89. mutton
  90. netherrod
  91. old boy
  92. old fellow
  93. old man
  94. one-eyed anaconda
  95. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  96. one-eyed monster
  97. one-eyed wonder weasel
  98. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  99. pecker
  100. Pedro
  101. peepee (children's term)
  102. Percy
  103. peter
  104. Pied Piper
  105. Pig skin bus
  106. pink oboe
  107. pink torpedo
  108. piss weasle
  109. piston
  110. plug
  111. pnor
  112. poinswatter
  113. pork sword
  114. prick
  115. princess sophia
  116. private eye
  117. private part
  118. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  119. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  120. quiver bone
  121. rod
  122. rod of pleasure
  123. roundhead
  124. sausage
  125. sebastianic sword
  126. schlong
  127. schlong dongadoodle
  128. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  129. schnitzel
  130. schwanz
  131. schwarz
  132. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
  133. shaft
  134. short arm
  135. skin flute
  136. soldier
  137. spawn hammer
  138. stick shift
  139. sub
  140. surfboard
  141. Tallywhacker
  142. Tan Bannana
  143. tassle
  144. third leg
  145. thumper
  146. thunderbird 3
  147. thundersword
  148. tinker
  149. todger (Australia, UK)
  150. tonk
  151. tool
  152. trouser snake
  153. tubesteak
  154. twig (& berries)
  155. twinkie
  156. uncle dick
  157. vein
  158. wand
  159. wang
  160. wang doodle
  161. wanger
  162. wee wee
  163. whoopie stick
  164. wiener
  165. Wiener Schnitzel
  166. wick
  167. willy (children's term)
  168. wing dang doodle
  169. winkie (children's term)
  170. yingyang
  171. yogurt gun
  172. diddle

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