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* heat-seeking moisture missle
# Baby-Maker
* baby-maker
# Banana
* bell on a pole
# Beaver Basher
* bratwurst
# Bed Snake
* cock
# Beef Whistle
* dick
# Best Friend
* dickie
# Bishop
* ding dong mcdork
# Blue-Vein Sausage
* dong
# Boner
* donger
# Braciole
* dork
# Bratwurst
* dragon
# Burrito
* fang
# Bush Snake
* ferret
# Candle
* fire hose
# Captain
* hose
# Chief
* Jimmy
# Choad
* John
# Chopper
* John Thomas (dated)
# Clarinet
* joystick
# Cobra
* knob
# Cock
* leaky hose
# Cranny Axe
* lingam
# Crevice Crawler
* little Bob
# Crotch Rocket
* little Elvis
# Crotch Tower
* longfellow
# Cucumber
* love muscle
# Cum Gun
* manhood
# Custard Launcher
* meat popsicle
# Dagger
* member
# Danger noodle
* mushroom head
# Dick
* mutton
# Ding Dong
* old boy
# Dingbat
* old fellow
# Dingus
* old man
# Dink
* one-eyed snake
# Dinky
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
# Disco Stick
* one-eyed monster
# Dong
* pecker
# Donger
* peepee (children's term)
# Doodad
* Percy
# Dork
* peter
# Dragon
* piss weasle
# Drum Stick
* prick
# Dude Piston
* private part
# Easy Rider
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
# Eggroll
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
# Excalibur
* rod
# Extender
* roundhead
# Fang
* sausage
# Ferret
* schlong
# Fire Hose
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
# Flesh Flute
* schwanz
# Flesh Tower
* schwarz
# Flesh Sword
* short arm
# Foto
* skin flute
# Fuck Rod
* tassle
# Fuck Stick
* thumper
# Fun Stick
* todger (Australia, UK)
# Giggle Stick
* tonk
# Goober
* tool
# Goofy Goober
* trouser snake
# Groin Ferret
* tubesteak
# Hairy Hotdog
* wang
# Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
* wang dudle
# Hog
* wick
# Horn
* willy (children's term)
# Hose
* yingyang
# Hot dog
* yogurt gun
# Humperdink
# Jackhammer
# Jimmy
# John Thomas (Dated)
# Johnson
# Joystick
# Junk
# Kickstand
# King Sebastian
# Knob
# Krull The Warrior King
# Lance
# Lap Rocket
# Leaky Hose
# Lingam
# Lipstick 💄
# Little Alex
# Little Bob
# Little Elvis
# Little Fish
# Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
# Longfellow
# Love Muscle
# Love Rod
# Love Stick
# Love Whistle
# Luigi
# Man Meat
# Manhood
# Master Sword
# Meat And Two Veg
# Meat Cylinder
# Meat Popsicle
# Meat Scepter
# Meat Stick
# Meat Sword
# Member
# Microphone
# Middle Stump
# Netherrod
# Old Boy
# Old Chap
# Old Fellow
# Old Man
# One-Eyed Anaconda
# One-Eyed Monster
# One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
# One-Eyed Willie
# One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
# One-Eyed Wonder Worm
# One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
# Pecker
# Pedro
# Peepee (Children'S Term)
# Percy
# Peter
# Pickle
# Pied Piper
# Pig Skin Bus
# Pink Oboe
# Pink Torpedo
# Piston
# Pole
# Pork Sword
# Prick
# Prince Charming
# Princess Sophia
# Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
# Putz
# Pussy Pounder
# Python
# Quiver Bone
# Rod
# Rod Of Pleasure
# Richard
# Sausage
# Schlong
# Schlort
# Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
# Schnitzel
# Schwanz
# Schwarz
# Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
# Sebastianic Sword
# Serpent
# Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
# Shaft
# Short Arm
# Single Serving Soup Dispenser
# Skin Flute
# Snake
# Snot Stick
# Soldier
# Spawn Hammer
# Spitting Cobra
# Staff
# Stick Shift
# Submarine (In Water)
# Surfboard
# Tallywhacker
# Tent Peg
# Third Leg
# Thumper
# Thunderbird
# Thundersword
# Todger (Australia, Uk)
# Tonka
# Tonsil Tickler
# Tool
# Tobuscus
# Trouser Snake
# Tubesteak
# Twig (& Berries)
# Twinkie
# Vlad The Impaler
# Wand
# Wang
# Wang Doodle
# Wanger
# Wedding Tackle
# Wee Wee
# Whoopie Stick
# Wick
# Wiener
# Wiener Schnitzel
# Willy (Children'S Term)
# Winkie (Children'S Term)
# Womb Broom
# Yogurt Gun
# Yogurt Hose
# $5 Footlong
# Warrior
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