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* baby-arm
# Baby-Maker
* baby-maker
# Banana
* bell on a pole
# Beaver Basher
* beef whistle
# Bed Snake
* burrito
# Beef Whistle
* bishop
# Best Friend
* bratwurst
# Bishop
* candle
# Blue-Vein Sausage
* choad
# Boner
* chopper
# Braciole
* cock
# Bratwurst
* custard launcher
# Burrito
* dagger
# Bush Snake
* dick
# Candle
* dickie
# Captain
* ding dong mcdork
# Chief
* dog head
# Choad
* dong
# Chopper
* donger
# Clarinet
* dork
# Cobra
* dragon
# Cock
* eggroll
# Cranny Axe
* fang
# Crevice Crawler
* ferret
# Crotch Rocket
* fire hose
# Crotch Tower
* fuck rod
# Cucumber
* groin ferret
# Cum Gun
* heat-seeking moisture missile
# Custard Launcher
* hose
# Dagger
* hog
# Danger noodle
* jackhammer
# Dick
* Jimmy
# Ding Dong
* John
# Dingbat
* Johnson
# Dingus
* John Thomas (dated)
# Dink
* joystick
# Dinky
* kickstand
# Disco Stick
* knob
# Dong
* krull the warrior king
# Donger
* leaky hose
# Doodad
* lingam
# Dork
* little Bob
# Dragon
* little Elvis
# Drum Stick
* lizard (as in "drain the...")
# Dude Piston
* longfellow
# Easy Rider
* love muscle
# Eggroll
* luigi
# Excalibur
* manhood
# Extender
* meat popsicle
# Fang
* meat stick
# Ferret
* meat injection
# Fire Hose
* member
# Flesh Flute
* microphone
# Flesh Tower
* middle stump
# Flesh Sword
* mushroom head
# Foto
* mutton
# Fuck Rod
* old boy
# Fuck Stick
* old fellow
# Fun Stick
* old man
# Giggle Stick
* one-eyed snake
# Goober
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
# Goofy Goober
* one-eyed monster
# Groin Ferret
* one-eyed yogurt slinger
# Hairy Hotdog
* pecker
# Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
* peepee (children's term)
# Hog
* Percy
# Horn
* peter
# Hose
* piss weasle
# Hot dog
* piston
# Humperdink
* plug
# Jackhammer
* pork sword
# Jimmy
* prick
# John Thomas (Dated)
* princess sophia
# Johnson
* private eye
# Joystick
* private part
# Junk
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
# Kickstand
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
# King Sebastian
* rod
# Knob
* rod of pleasure
# Krull The Warrior King
* roundhead
# Lance
* sausage
# Lap Rocket
* schlong
# Leaky Hose
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
# Lingam
* schwanz
# Lipstick 💄
* schwarz
# Little Alex
* shaft
# Little Bob
* short arm
# Little Elvis
* single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
# Little Fish
* skin flute
# Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
* soldier
# Longfellow
* stick shift
# Love Muscle
* surfboard
# Love Rod
* tassle
# Love Stick
* third leg
# Love Whistle
* thumper
# Luigi
* thunderbird 3
# Man Meat
* tinker
# Manhood
* todger (Australia, UK)
# Master Sword
* tonk
# Meat And Two Veg
* tool
# Meat Cylinder
* trouser snake
# Meat Popsicle
* tubesteak
# Meat Scepter
* twig (& berries)
# Meat Stick
* twinkie
# Meat Sword
* vein
# Member
* wang
# Microphone
* wang doodle
# Middle Stump
* wanger
# Netherrod
* wiener
# Old Boy
* wick
# Old Chap
* willy (children's term)
# Old Fellow
* wing dang doodle
# Old Man
* winkie (children's term)
# One-Eyed Anaconda
* yingyang
# One-Eyed Monster
* yogurt gun
# One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
* Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
# One-Eyed Willie
== See Also ==
# One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
* [[Vagina Synonyms]]
# One-Eyed Wonder Worm
# One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
# Pecker
# Pedro
# Peepee (Children'S Term)
# Percy
# Peter
# Pickle
# Pied Piper
# Pig Skin Bus
# Pink Oboe
# Pink Torpedo
# Piston
# Pole
# Pork Sword
# Prick
# Prince Charming
# Princess Sophia
# Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
# Putz
# Pussy Pounder
# Python
# Quiver Bone
# Rod
# Rod Of Pleasure
# Richard
# Sausage
# Schlong
# Schlort
# Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
# Schnitzel
# Schwanz
# Schwarz
# Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
# Sebastianic Sword
# Serpent
# Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
# Shaft
# Short Arm
# Single Serving Soup Dispenser
# Skin Flute
# Snake
# Snot Stick
# Soldier
# Spawn Hammer
# Spitting Cobra
# Staff
# Stick Shift
# Submarine (In Water)
# Surfboard
# Tallywhacker
# Tent Peg
# Third Leg
# Thumper
# Thunderbird
# Thundersword
# Todger (Australia, Uk)
# Tonka
# Tonsil Tickler
# Tool
# Tobuscus
# Trouser Snake
# Tubesteak
# Twig (& Berries)
# Twinkie
# Vlad The Impaler
# Wand
# Wang
# Wang Doodle
# Wanger
# Wedding Tackle
# Wee Wee
# Whoopie Stick
# Wick
# Wiener
# Wiener Schnitzel
# Willy (Children'S Term)
# Winkie (Children'S Term)
# Womb Broom
# Yogurt Gun
# Yogurt Hose
# $5 Footlong
# Warrior
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