Penis Synonyms

1. baby-arm
2. beaver basher
3. penis sangbo nam rod
4. baby-maker
5. bell on a pole
6. beef whistle
7. boomstick
8. burrito
9. bishop
10. bratwurst
11. braciole
12. candle
13. choad
14. chopper
15. cock
16. cranny axe
17. cum gun
18. custard launcher
19. dagger
20. deep-V diver
21. dick
22. dickie
23. ding dong mcdork
24. disco stick
25. dog head
26. drum stick
27. dong
28. donger
29. dork
30. dude piston
31. dragon
32. eggroll
33. Easy Rider
34. Excalibur
35. fang
36. ferret
37. flesh flute
38. flesh tower
39. foto
40. fire hose
41. fuck rod
42. fudge sickle
43. fun stick
44. groin ferret
45. heat-seeking moisture missile
46. helmet head
47. hose
48. hog
49. jackhammer
50. Jimmy
51. John
52. Johnson
53. John Thomas (dated)
54. joystick
55. kickstand
56. king sebastian
57. knob
58. krull the warrior king
59. lap rocket
60. leaky hose
61. lingam
62. little Bob
63. little Elvis
64. lizard (as in "drain the...")
65. longfellow
66. love muscle
67. love rod
68. love stick
69. luigi
70. manhood
71. meat popsicle
72. meat stick
73. meat injection
74. member
75. meter long king kong dong
76. microphone
77. middle stump
78. mushroom head
79. mutton
80. netherrod
81. old boy
82. old fellow
83. old man
84. one-eyed snake
85. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
86. one-eyed monster
87. one-eyed wonder weasel
88. one-eyed yogurt slinger
89. pecker
90. Pedro
91. peepee (children's term)
92. Percy
93. peter
94. Pied Piper
95. Pig skin bus
96. pink oboe
97. piss weasle
98. piston
99. plug
100. pnor
101. poinswatter
102. pork sword
103. prick
104. princess sophia
105. private eye
106. private part
107. purple-helmeted warrior of love
108. purple-headed yogurt flinger
109. quiver bone
110. rod
111. rod of pleasure
112. roundhead
113. sausage
114. sebastianic sword
115. schlong
116. schlong dongadoodle
117. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
118. schnitzel
119. schwanz
120. schwarz
121. shaft
122. short arm
123. skin flute
124. soldier
125. spawn hammer
126. stick shift
127. surfboard
128. Tallywhacker
129. Tan Bannana
130. tassle
131. third leg
132. thumper
133. thunderbird 3
134. thundersword
135. tinker
136. todger (Australia, UK)
137. tonk
138. tool
139. trouser snake
140. tubesteak
141. twig (& berries)
142. twinkie
143. vein
144. wand
145. wang
146. wang doodle
147. wanger
148. wee wee
149. whoopie stick
150. wiener
151. Wiener Schnitzel
152. wick
153. willy (children's term)
154. wing dang doodle
155. winkie (children's term)
156. yingyang
157. yogurt gun

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms