Penis Synonyms

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. penis sangbo nam rod
5. baby-maker
6. bell on a pole
7. beef whistle
8. boomstick
9. burrito
10. bishop
11. bratwurst
12. braciole
13. candle
14. captain
15. choad
16. chopper
17. cock
18. cranny axe
19. cum gun
20. custard launcher
21. dagger
22. deep-V diver
23. dick
24. dickie
25. ding dong mcdork
26. dingus
27. disco stick
28. dog head
29. drum stick
30. dong
31. donger
32. dork
33. dude piston
34. dragon
35. eggroll
36. Easy Rider
37. Excalibur
38. fang
39. ferret
40. flesh flute
41. flesh tower
42. foto
43. fire hose
44. fuck rod
45. fudge sickle
46. fun stick
47. groin ferret
48. giggle stick
49. goofy goober
50. hairy hotdog
51. heat-seeking moisture missile
52. helmet head
53. hose
54. hog
55. jackhammer
56. Jimmy
57. John
58. Johnson
59. John Thomas (dated)
60. joystick
61. kickstand
62. king sebastian
63. knob
64. krull the warrior king
65. lap rocket
66. leaky hose
67. lingam
68. little Alex
69. little Bob
70. little Elvis
71. lizard (as in "drain the...")
72. longfellow
73. love muscle
74. love rod
75. love stick
76. love whistle
77. luigi
78. manhood
79. man umbrella
80. meat popsicle
81. meat stick
82. meat sword
83. meat injection
84. member
85. meter long king kong dong
86. microphone
87. middle stump
88. mushroom head
89. mutton
90. netherrod
91. old boy
92. old fellow
93. old man
94. one-eyed anaconda
95. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
96. one-eyed monster
97. one-eyed wonder weasel
98. one-eyed yogurt slinger
99. pecker
100. Pedro
101. peepee (children's term)
102. Percy
103. peter
104. Pied Piper
105. Pig skin bus
106. pink oboe
107. pink torpedo
108. piss weasle
109. piston
110. plug
111. pnor
112. poinswatter
113. pork sword
114. prick
115. princess sophia
116. private eye
117. private part
118. purple-helmeted warrior of love
119. purple-headed yogurt flinger
120. quiver bone
121. rod
122. rod of pleasure
123. roundhead
124. sausage
125. sebastianic sword
126. schlong
127. schlong dongadoodle
128. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
129. schnitzel
130. schwanz
131. schwarz
132. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
133. shaft
134. short arm
135. skin flute
136. soldier
137. spawn hammer
138. stick shift
139. sub
140. surfboard
141. Tallywhacker
142. Tan Bannana
143. tassle
144. third leg
145. thumper
146. thunderbird 3
147. thundersword
148. tinker
149. todger (Australia, UK)
150. tonk
151. tool
152. trouser snake
153. tubesteak
154. twig (& berries)
155. twinkie
156. uncle dick
157. vein
158. wand
159. wang
160. wang doodle
161. wanger
162. wee wee
163. whoopie stick
164. wiener
165. Wiener Schnitzel
166. wick
167. willy (children's term)
168. wing dang doodle
169. winkie (children's term)
170. yingyang
171. yogurt gun
172. diddle

See Also

• Vagina Synonyms