Penis Synonyms

1. Baby-Maker
2. Banana
3. Beaver Basher
4. Bed Snake
5. Beef Whistle
6. Best Friend
7. Bishop
8. Blue-Vein Sausage
9. Boner
10. Braciole
11. Bratwurst
12. Burrito
13. Bush Snake
14. Candle
15. Captain
16. Chief
17. Choad
18. Chopper
19. Clarinet
20. Cobra
21. Cock
22. Cranny Axe
23. Crevice Crawler
24. Crotch Rocket
25. Crotch Tower
26. Cucumber
27. Cum Gun
28. Custard Launcher
29. Dagger
30. Danger noodle
31. Dick
32. Ding Dong
33. Dingbat
34. Dingus
35. Dink
36. Dinky
37. Disco Stick
38. Dong
39. Donger
40. Doodad
41. Dork
42. Dragon
43. Drum Stick
44. Dude Piston
45. Easy Rider
46. Eggroll
47. Excalibur
48. Extender
49. Fang
50. Ferret
51. Fire Hose
52. Flesh Flute
53. Flesh Tower
54. Flesh Sword
55. Foto
56. Fuck Rod
57. Fuck Stick
58. Fun Stick
59. Giggle Stick
60. Goober
61. Goofy Goober
62. Groin Ferret
63. Hairy Hotdog
64. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
65. Hog
66. Horn
67. Hose
68. Hot dog
69. Humperdink
70. Jackhammer
71. Jimmy
72. John Thomas (Dated)
73. Johnson
74. Joystick
75. Junk
76. Kickstand
77. King Sebastian
78. Knob
79. Krull The Warrior King
80. Lance
81. Lap Rocket
82. Leaky Hose
83. Lingam
84. Lipstick 💄
85. Little Alex
86. Little Bob
87. Little Elvis
88. Little Fish
89. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
90. Longfellow
91. Love Muscle
92. Love Rod
93. Love Stick
94. Love Whistle
95. Luigi
96. Man Meat
97. Manhood
98. Master Sword
99. Meat And Two Veg
100. Meat Popsicle
101. Meat Scepter
102. Meat Stick
103. Meat Sword
104. Member
105. Microphone
106. Middle Stump
107. Netherrod
108. Old Boy
109. Old Chap
110. Old Fellow
111. Old Man
112. One-Eyed Anaconda
113. One-Eyed Monster
114. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake
115. One-Eyed Willie
116. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
117. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
118. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
119. Pecker
120. Pedro
121. Peepee (Children'S Term)
122. Percy
123. Peter
124. Pickle
125. Pied Piper
126. Pig Skin Bus
127. Pink Oboe
128. Pink Torpedo
129. Piston
130. Pole
131. Pork Sword
132. Prick
133. Prince Charming
134. Princess Sophia
135. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
136. Putz
137. Pussy Pounder
138. Python
139. Quiver Bone
140. Rod
141. Rod Of Pleasure
142. Richard
143. Sausage
144. Schlong
145. Schlort
146. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
147. Schnitzel
148. Schwanz
149. Schwarz
150. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
151. Sebastianic Sword
152. Serpent
153. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
154. Shaft
155. Short Arm
156. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
157. Skin Flute
158. Snake
159. Snot Stick
160. Soldier
161. Spawn Hammer
162. Spitting Cobra
163. Stick Shift
164. Submarine (In Water)
165. Surfboard
166. Tallywhacker
167. Tent Peg
168. Third Leg
169. Thumper
170. Thunderbird
171. Thundersword
172. Todger (Australia, Uk)
173. Tonka
174. Tonsil Tickler
175. Tool
176. Tobuscus
177. Trouser Snake
178. Tubesteak
179. Twig (& Berries)
180. Twinkie
181. Vlad The Impaler
182. Wand
183. Wang
184. Wang Doodle
185. Wanger
186. Wedding Tackle
187. Wee Wee
188. Whoopie Stick
189. Wick
190. Wiener
191. Wiener Schnitzel
192. Willy (Children'S Term)
193. Winkie (Children'S Term)
194. Womb Broom
195. Yogurt Gun
196. Yogurt Hose
197. $5 Footlong
198. Warrior
199. Meat Cylinder