Penis Synonyms

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  1. baby-arm
  2. beaver basher
  3. penis sangbo nam rod
  4. baby-maker
  5. bell on a pole
  6. beef whistle
  7. boomstick
  8. burrito
  9. bishop
  10. bratwurst
  11. braciole
  12. candle
  13. choad
  14. chopper
  15. cock
  16. cranny axe
  17. cum gun
  18. custard launcher
  19. dagger
  20. deep-V diver
  21. dick
  22. dickie
  23. ding dong mcdork
  24. disco stick
  25. dog head
  26. drum stick
  27. dong
  28. donger
  29. dork
  30. dude piston
  31. dragon
  32. eggroll
  33. Easy Rider
  34. Excalibur
  35. fang
  36. ferret
  37. flesh flute
  38. flesh tower
  39. foto
  40. fire hose
  41. fuck rod
  42. fudge sickle
  43. fun stick
  44. groin ferret
  45. heat-seeking moisture missile
  46. hose
  47. hog
  48. jackhammer
  49. Jimmy
  50. John
  51. Johnson
  52. John Thomas (dated)
  53. joystick
  54. kickstand
  55. king sebastian
  56. knob
  57. krull the warrior king
  58. lap rocket
  59. leaky hose
  60. lingam
  61. little Bob
  62. little Elvis
  63. lizard (as in "drain the...")
  64. longfellow
  65. love muscle
  66. love rod
  67. love stick
  68. luigi
  69. manhood
  70. meat popsicle
  71. meat stick
  72. meat injection
  73. member
  74. meter long king kong dong
  75. microphone
  76. middle stump
  77. mushroom head
  78. mutton
  79. netherrod
  80. old boy
  81. old fellow
  82. old man
  83. one-eyed snake
  84. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  85. one-eyed monster
  86. one-eyed wonder weasel
  87. one-eyed yogurt slinger
  88. pecker
  89. Pedro
  90. peepee (children's term)
  91. Percy
  92. peter
  93. Pied Piper
  94. Pig skin bus
  95. pink oboe
  96. piss weasle
  97. piston
  98. plug
  99. pnor
  100. poinswatter
  101. pork sword
  102. prick
  103. princess sophia
  104. private eye
  105. private part
  106. purple-helmeted warrior of love
  107. purple-headed yogurt flinger
  108. quiver bone
  109. rod
  110. rod of pleasure
  111. roundhead
  112. sausage
  113. sebastianic sword
  114. schlong
  115. schlong dongadoodle
  116. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  117. schnitzel
  118. schwanz
  119. schwarz
  120. shaft
  121. short arm
  122. skin flute
  123. soldier
  124. spawn hammer
  125. stick shift
  126. surfboard
  127. Tallywhacker
  128. Tan Bannana
  129. tassle
  130. third leg
  131. thumper
  132. thunderbird 3
  133. thundersword
  134. tinker
  135. todger (Australia, UK)
  136. tonk
  137. tool
  138. trouser snake
  139. tubesteak
  140. twig (& berries)
  141. twinkie
  142. vein
  143. wand
  144. wang
  145. wang doodle
  146. wanger
  147. wee wee
  148. whoopie stick
  149. wiener
  150. Wiener Schnitzel
  151. wick
  152. willy (children's term)
  153. wing dang doodle
  154. winkie (children's term)
  155. yingyang
  156. yogurt gun